Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Things Mitt Romney Should Say

"No. I don't give a rat's behind about the poor....or the rich....or if you're black....or white. I care about the individual."

"Sure, I made tons of dough at Bain. How does that HURT YOU?"

"Sure, I signed Romney Care. That qualifies me to teach America about the horrors of socialized health care. I've already learned my lesson." 

"Sure. I've flipped-flopped. That must mean I have grown through time."

"Yeah, us Mormons wear some strange articles of clothing. Would it make you feel better if  I had my pants on the ground?"

"President Obama's bad policies don't make him a bad guy. His horrific corruption, his never-ending bullying and non-stop meanspiritedness make him a bad guy."

1 comment:

  1. "Yeah, us Mormons wear some strange articles of clothing. Would it make you feel better if I had my pants on the ground?"

    i like that one.

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