The RedSquirrel Report is closley following the recent developments in Afghanistan.
Recently, some of our people in the Armed Services burned some copies of the Quran that had messages inside. These messages were meant to incite and mobilize jihadists to kill ISAF Forces and Afghan security forces. Upon learning that these Qurans were burned, the locals rioted, and killed two of our soldiers.
Subsequently, our little dictator sent a letter of apology to Afghan President Hamid Karzai.
Which brings us to this letter, sent to us from Archie in The Queens, N.Y. It reads:
"Dear RedSquirrel Readers,
As you probably know, the Middle East has erupted in violence yet again. These Muslim meatheads got their dirty undies all in a bunch because some of our boys burned some Korans that had some real bad messages tucked inside.
It's always something wit' those people. Some guy draws a funny picture of their prophet, Mo', and they gotta go an' issue a fatwa or something.
Well, speaking on behalf of all us regular Americans, as well as many spics, mickies, hebes, wops, and a few homos, I wanna tell you Moslem meat heads, 'STIFLE IT!'
Then, we got this mulatto jack-A$$ in the White House, apologizing for this great country. This is just sick.
Well, that's all for now. Thanks.
your pal. Archie in The Queens, N.Y., U.S.A."