Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Counterpoint With Sister Mary Bloodyknuckles
The smirking law student said that 40% of the female students at Georgetown Law School struggle financially because contraception isn't included in their student insurance policy. She went on to say that a female student pays about $3,000 for contraception during a three year stint.
Ms. Fluke, a student at the Catholic-ran university, said that the Obama Administratration's contraception mandate should stand. She added:
"We refuse to pick between quality education and our health, and we RESENT that, in the 21st century, anyone thinks that it's acceptable to ask us to make that choice simply because we are women".
We here at The RedSquirrel Report believe in giving equal time to opposing views. So, we thought that we would invite a representative from the Catholic Church to share her opinion on this important matter. I present Sister Mary Bloodyknuckles. The floor is yours.
Thank you, RedSquirrel. Mother Mary, full of grace
Little Sandy Fluke and her little slutty girlfriends are having trouble bearing the burden of having to pay for their recreational sex habit like slutty crack-whores from Hell. This crazed rabbit wants somebody else to pay for her contraception. Her parents should be slapped silly.
Put yer slutty little hands on the desk, so I can smack 'em good n' bloody, you out-of-control, socialist skank!
If you do the math, our prim young Ms. Fluke must fornicate about 3-4 times everyday, if she's actually demanding $3,000 for contraception over three years. What in Heaven's name are they teaching you at that school? Oh right, she wants to be a lawyer.
How in the world do you find the time for classes, work, and whoring around 3-4 times a day? Now I know why the stainmaster himself Bill Clinton went to Georgtown. Someone should erect some golden arches in front of the college, with a sign that reads, 'Over 40,000,000 Screwed'....
I thought I told you to put your hands on the desk!
I'm sorry. Our Father, who art in heaven..... "