Saturday, July 15, 2017

Articles Of Impeachment

California Representative Brad Sherman has issued Articles of Impeachment against President Trump. Your bushy-tailed reporter is surprised that Democrats have taken this long to do so.

I thought they would try to impeach him before he took office in January.

Here are The Articles of Impeachment:

Article One: Assaulting The CNN Logo,

Article Two: Insulting Mika Brzezinski,

Article Three: Improper tweeting unbecoming a U.S. President,

Article Four: violating the mainstream media's First Amendment right to publish fake news by calling it fake news,

Article Five: Obstructing the election of Hillary Clinton,

Article Six: Firing James Comey, and calling Special Counsel Mueller's investigation a witch hunt,

Article Seven: Un-doing the agenda of Our Saviour and President-For-Life, Barack Hussein Obama,

Article Eight: Obstructing the globalist agenda,

Article Nine: Upsetting our corruption applecart.

Friday, July 7, 2017

This Is Bullshit, Part 8


The Republicans in Congress were passing resolutions every other week to repeal Obamacare while there was a Democrat in the White House to veto it.

Now, with a Republican in the White House they can't seem to repeal this crappy law.

Thursday, July 6, 2017

I Was Away For A Few Days

I was away for a few days, and didn't watch the news. Perhaps my readers can help me get caught up on the news I missed as I was enjoying the 4th of July fireworks in Duluth.

What's CNN lying about THIS WEEK? What fake news anti-Trump innuendo are they working on now?

Did Nancy Pelosi, Sheila Jackson Lee, or Maxine Waters say anything mind-blowingly stupid while I was gone?

Did the Democrats in St. Paul or the weirdos running Minneapolis make criticizing Somalis a crime? I could be going to jail.

How are the Republicans going to kill us all this week? Every time I turn on the news, the Democrat Chicken Littles in Congress are warning Anericans that the GOP are trying to kill us all.

Gosh, July is hot. Is the world ending???

Is The Resistance getting any closer to impeaching President Trump and throwing his family out of The White House?

C'mon folks, clue me in.




Wednesday, June 21, 2017

This Is Bullshit, Part 7




President Trump's Attorney General Jeff Sessions has to recuse himself, but Clinton fixer David Comey doesn't.

Then, Special Counsel Robert Mueller fills his staff with Hillary Clinton donors to investigate completely phony charges against The President.

Friday, June 16, 2017

....And Now, A Public Service Announcement....

This is Kathy. She is a self-described comedienne.

Kathy thought it would be funny to take a picture of herself holding a bloody mock-up of President Donald Trump's severed head.

Please get psychiatric help if  you think this is funny....




Wednesday, June 14, 2017

MN Gov. Mark Dayton 'My Way 2017'

And now, The end is near
but we'll have another special session
Tell the Republicans that I am king
They don't know with whom they're messin'

I want more for public transit and pre-k
and none for the highways

Tell Kurt Daudt and the Grand Old Losers
That I will have it My Way

I signed the budget, but I've changed my mind
I am mentally unstable
I'll accuse the Republicans, of being mean to kids
I want to bring the budget back to the table

I want to veto the Legislature's budget
and let me mumble, and not in a shy-way

I'm warning my opponents to get out of MY WAY

Oh, I'll finish my second term if I am able
The Governor's Office is a giant Tower of Babel
I'll do this alone without Kurt Daudt
I took the budget, then I spat it out
The record shows, that my administration blows
I'm demanding they let me have MY WAY

I fell down on my job, slurred my speech
at the State of The State
We must fight climate change
We must do it now! before it's too late

We welcome our Somali neighbors
If you don't, just hit the highway

You might as well move to Wisconsin
I'll have it MY WAY

Oh, I'll raise taxes, and raise a fuss
and spend and spend the state's surplus
unionize your kid's lemonade stand
If you have a pocket, I'll stick my hand

The record shows, spending grows and grows
I'll have it MY WAY

The record show, spending grows and grows
I'll have it MY WAY




















My Unnamed Source

It seems whenever Trump-hating news channel CNN has a late-breaking accusation against the president or someone in the administration, they begin a report with our unnamed source tells us.......

The unnamed source, is also known as an anonymous source. We don't know if he or she actually exists.

Your bushy-tailed blogger has his own unnamed source. Here are the top ten news stories we've obtained from my unnamed source:

10. California Representative Nancy Pelosi has an unclean spirit living inside her.
 9.  At least 135 Democrats in Congress have made a fortune accepting bribes.
 8.  Hillary Clinton's campaign director John Podesta was caught with a live boy in his bed in 2016.
  7. Former president Bill Clinton was caught with a dead girl in his bed in January.
  6. American dictator Barack Obama used the phase fundamental transformation of America because turning America into an impoverished third-world craphole didn't sound good.
  5. Obama sold guns to dangerous Mexican drug dealers because the resulting carnage would convince the American people to surrender their Second Amendment rights.
  4. Before she was elected to Congress, Maxine Waters escaped from an insane asylum.
  3. Hillary Clinton running mate Tim Kaine was caught shoplifting in May.
  2. The Hillary Clinton campaign accepted money from every foreign dictator on Earth.
  1. Senator Charles Schumer is a serial groper.