Monday, September 19, 2016

A RedSquirrel Report Exclusive: RedSquirrel Comes Out Of The Closet

Following the knife attacks at the Crossroads Mall in St. Cloud this weekend, our esteemed Governor Mark Dayton expressed hope that non-Muslims in Minnesota would extend tolerance towards practitioners of the religion of peace.

Your bushy-tailed correspondent greatly appreciates our terrific Governor's message of tolerance, and trusts him and all our liberal friends when they say that real tolerance means that everyone can be free to associate with like-minded individuals without being assaulted or harmed.

And so, I would like to take this time to come out of the closet. It is true that I am a REGISTERED REPUBLICAN RESIDING IN MINNEAPOLIS, AND I WILL BE CASTING MY BALLOT FOR DONALD J. TRUMP, REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT.

I realize that not all leftists will respect my view(s), but I am sure that if I attend a Trump rally or fundraiser that I won't be viciously assaulted by those claiming to be 'anti-Trump protesters.'




Monday, September 12, 2016

Friday, September 2, 2016

Colin Kaepernick. It's As If Screech From Saved By The Bell And Clockmed Had A Baby



                         


Coach: "Hey, Kaepernick....Why aren't you standing for The National Anthem?"

Colin Kaepernick: "I am protesting this country's long, terrible history of racial and social injustice."

Coach: "Well, maybe you can start earning the millions you make as a second-string NFL quarterback. Make yourself useful and hold this clipboard."

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

The Devil Makes Three Hillary Clinton Song Parody

Today's song parody is from alternative country trio The Devil Makes Three, and their terrific tune, 'All Hail':

Come on down and watch her sell out the country
and you think she'll fight for you?

Watch the non-stop political ads a' running
The human cattle believe her lies are true

Here she comes
in a grey Mao pantsuit
Lying like it's going out of style

Here comes Bubba
darling daughter Chelsea
and the queen of denials

She is Karl Marx Saul Alinsky Barack Obama

Oh Hill
Oh Hill
To the greatest of crooks
The State Department has got to be sold
Oh Hill
Oh Hill,
To the White House or to jail
for all the lies that she has told

On Election Day
The Dead shall vote often and early
We have to beat that Trump guy
because he's nasty, mean, n' surley

We're drunk on power
emails are gone
CNN's always on
and the host says
"Muslims built America, Black slaves too"
The NRA kills people
Obama is cool
Our foundation bought the FBI
bought it for a song
Our girl Loretta runs the AG's office
America is gone
Uncle George Soros has been running
this country all along

Oh Hill (repeat chorus)

On Inauguration Day
She'll swear on the Quran
coronating Hillary
Christianity will be banned
Overran with foreigners
and low-info cheats
over-turning police cars
and blocking all our streets
A prayer rug in the Oval Office
Muslims running the C.I.A.
Allah running the Department of Justice
The presidency on sale on EBay
She'll bring about The Rapture
Our enemies will disappear
Nobody will stop us
We'll rape the women and kill the Queers
The Left will have their Hell on Earth
(as she expands her net worth)
 
Oh Hill (repeat chorus)









Thursday, August 11, 2016

#HesWithHer




The man with the red hat is Seddique Mateen, the radical Islamist father of Orlando's Pulse nightclub mass murderer Omar Mateen.

Monday, August 8, 2016

But Donald Trump Is Unfit To Be President

Barack Obama sold guns to dangerous Mexican drug dealers....but Donald Trump is unfit to be president.

Barack Obama laundered $400,000,000 to the bloodthirsty mullahs in Iran, the world's leading state sponsor of terrorism....but Donald Trump is unfit to be president.

Hillary Clinton, as former Secretary of State,  made millions off her position selling U.S. uranium rights to the Russians....but Donald Trump is unfit to be president.

Barack Obama has wrecked the best health care system in the world....but Donald Trump is unfit to be president.

Hillary Clinton violated The Espionage Act....but Donald Trump is unfit to be president.

Hillary Clinton ripped off the impoverished people of Haiti and uses The Clinton Foundation slush fund to enrich herself....but Donald Trump is unfit to be president.

Hillary Clinton is the most corrupt public figure in this country's history....but Donald Trump is unfit to be president.

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are trying to fundamentally transform America into a third-world war zone, overran with Muslim 'refugees' and illegal aliens....but Donald Trump is unfit to be president.

Hillary Clinton believes that pro-life Americans should be forced to pay for abortions....but Donald Trump is unfit to be president.

Hillary Clinton is a traitor and career criminal....but Donald Trump is unfit to be president.

Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Paul Simon Sings The DNC Theme Song

They said,'Welcome folks, to the 2016 DNC'
from the party that has America on her knees
Criminals like Hillary and freaks like Bernie know
There's at least 50 ways to screw the country

We can't let Trump beat us because he is crude
4 more years of Barack and Hillary and America is screwed
Let's let transgender weirdos in the girl's bathroom
There's at least 50 ways to screw the country

50 ways to screw the country

Let your servers be hacked, Jack
Where's all the American flags, Meg?
Shariah and CAIR, Cher
Let's bring in lots of 'refugees'
Let's raise a big fuss, Gus
because Wall Street earns too much
Just coronate Hillary
and your education will be free

Now, we're gonna make you think we feel your pain
4 more years of this and we'll be Spain
Lots of leftist doubletalk and our message is ingrained
There's at least 50 ways to screw the country

All you Bernie supporters why don't you get on board?
We got new government programs we cannot afford
Just stop yelling on the convention floor

Fauxahontas Warren is speaking tonight
Maybe the American people will begin to see the light
Rush Limbaugh and Mark Levin are right
There's at least 50 ways to screw the country

Repeat chorus..........