Thursday, April 20, 2017

CSNY SONG PARODY ALERT (BERKELEY)

We are Obama's Commie Army
Anne Coulter's on her own
Free speech is dead here at Berkeley
We'll break Charles Murray's bones

We told the police to stand down for us
so we can knock people to the ground
Because we disagree with Milo
We're violent snowflakes
We own this college town
and our leftist professors tell us what to know













Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Red Forman: Deport These Assholes Now

Everywhere in the alternative news media we are hearing about all the trouble Muslim refugees are causing. Europe is being destroyed by Muslim refugees. Paris and London are on fire, as the governments across the continent ignore a Muslim rape epidemic.

Can this happen in America? Should we wait for it to happen?

Here to comment on this matter is our correspondent, Red Forman. Take it away, Red:


Thanks, Red....

In late June of 2016, 20-30 Somali men drove around in a well-to-do neighborhood in Minneapolis, parked their autos on the lawn of a local woman, and began shouting loudly at her.

These psychotic, inbred creeps screamed that they were going to rape her. Only 1 local TV station reported on this incident, and no one was arrested. The woman told her story to KSTP-News, but didn't want to show herself on camera.

It's now ten months later, and nobody has put a foot up their asses. Every other week, we keep hearing about an adherent to the 'religion on peace' committing mass-murder or rape. Then, some creepy imam or a CAIR spokesman tells us that it's the muslim's right to commit these heinous acts.

These assholes say that Muslims wouldn't rape infidel women if they would stop provoking Muslim men by wearing bluejeans. To the muzzies, beating their wives and mutilating their daughter's genitals is 'holy'. Personally, I view it as a 'maladjustment'.

Guys like me love and respect our wives. We adore our daughters. My wife Kitty is quite a spectacular woman, and my daughter Laurie is the apple of my eye. If you can't deal with it, there's the door, Mohammad.

If you try to mutilate my daughter, I'll will mutilate your face.

Meanwhile, satirist Ami Horowitz produced a video where he asked Somali Muslim residents in Minneapolis which would they prefer, living with The U.S. Constitution as the law of the land, or Islamic Sharia law. The Muslims preferred Sharia.

If sharia law is what you want, you should go back home where you already have it. Don't come here and try to turn America into the Hell you left. Shariah law is incompatible with The Constitution.

So, why are they here? Apparently, because they vote for Democrats. The Dems bring them in, and give them lots of welfare as a reward for keeping them in power. Quite a corrupt little arrangement they have here.

I have an idea. If you happen to be a Muslim, but you love America and are willing to work, you can stay. We love having ya.

On the other hand, if you are here to cause trouble, just go back to the Islamic craphole from where you came from. As for those creeps that threatened the woman in Minneapolis I say to our government 'deport these assholes now.' Do it, or the voters will put their foot up your ass.

Thank you

Thursday, April 13, 2017

We Dropped A Bomb On You



It appears that ISIS has released a video after The US dropped a 22,000-pound MOAB (Mother Of All Bombs) in Afghanistan:




This Is Bullshit, Part 4



President Trump's enemies demand that he divests from his business(es), yet ultra-corrupt Democrats like Hillary Clinton, Harry Reid, and Nancy Pelosi have become filthy rich solely from their cushy positions in the government

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Dumb Things My Co-Workers Say


That Ivanka Trump should be investigated for accepting that job at her Dad's White House.....

Mike Flynn better not ask for immunity. He should be forced to tell The Democrats what he knows first....

Did you see that idiot Trump has brought jobs back to coal country. COAL???? Jeez, what about renewable sources of energy and wind? Coal is so old....

Kellyanne Conway is so....................punchable.

That whole (Trump) family is so..........blech......

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

What Are Alternative Facts?

Recently, Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway coined a phrase alternative facts as she attempted to make a point in the Republicans favor. As usual, when anyone on Team Trump makes a rhetorical misstep, the msm and the liberal twits on Twitter lose their minds.

The mistake that Ms. Conway made was suggesting that Democrats have ANY claim to the truth. She gave Trump's intellectualy dishonest enemies a lifeline. For a moment there, she forgot to treat The Democrats the way they should be treated.

Democrats are criminal, Alinskyite, lying frauds.

Example: the Democrats lie to us about the unemployment rate. We know that the real unemployment rate is much higher than 4.8% . If you said there are over 90,000,000 Americans without jobs, you would not be stating an alternative fact. That would simply be the truth. 

The enemies of Trump are suggesting that The Russians helped him win the election, yet there is no proof. CNN are still traumatized over the fact that Donald Trump won the election, and this is the way The Clinton News Network tries to explain it.

At the same time, CNN ridicules The Trump Camp for suggesting that Obama either wiretapped or surveilled Trump Tower during the presidential election. With surprised faces they ask why he and his team would make such a dubious claim. Gee, I don't know. Obama wiretapped German President Angela Merkel, the Associated Press, and abused his power for eight, long years.

Ms. Conway should never use the term alternative facts never, ever again.