Sunday, May 7, 2017

This Is Bullshit, Part 5





The Clinton News Network accuses the Russians with interfering in our presidential election to help elect Donald Trump, while barack obama interferes with the Israeli election, the French election, and uses the Internal Revenue Service to harass conservatives during the 2012 presidential election.

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Trump's First 100 Days (It's Been Great So Far)

Everyone is talking about President Trump's first 100 days in office. Here to give his report is the President himself, accompanied by Joe Walsh on guitar:

I 've been in office for 100 days
CNN calls me a failure, I am unfazed

I promised you that I would build the wall
We'll have the Mexicans pay for it all

'Just tryin' to drain the swamp and I'm having a tough time
The press tries to destroy me, I'm not taking a dime
but it's been great so far

Late night comics say my fingers are short
but we got Neil Gorsuch on the Supreme Court

The networks hate me all they do is attack
while my party stabs me right in the back

I fly to rallies, my supporters can't wait
then troll leftist jerks on Twitter, making America great

I'm in the Oval Office, executive orders that make sense
while the creeps in the media make fun of VP Mike Pence

Fulfilling my agenda is all that I do
I don't care what they say on (fake news)
My critics say that I haven't a clue
It's been going great for me so far

I fight the GOP, a lot of them are whores
I won the election, the media's still sore

Being The Prez is harder than I thought it would be
CNN still thinks Putin rigged the election for me

We're still trying to repeal that disaster Obamacare
The premiums are a real nightmare
and replace it with something a little more fair
The first 100 days have been great so far









Saturday, April 29, 2017

Pajama Boy's Message To The Resistance

While AntiFa activists stamp out free speech in Berkeley, we at The RedSquirrel Report believe in giving equal time to all sides. Here with his commentary is a leader in the anti-Trump 'resistance':

Why, Thank you, RedSquirrel,

I am here in my pillow fort....in my Mom's basement. I am waiting for orders from 'Uncle George', and enjoying a hot cocoa that I am holding with both hands. Trolling those deplorable Trumpsters has giving me acute carpel tunnel syndrome, but I'm resting comfortably.

Good news! The resistance has beaten back that blonde monster Ann Coulter. She thought she could invade our stronghold, but just like the French taking back their country from the NAZI's, we defended The University of California-Berkeley.

I am so proud of you that I tried on my black mask and looked at myself in the mirror, and have to say that I looked quite bad-assed!!

A few months back, the resistance defended us from the likes of Milo Whatshisface and Charles Murray.  Our people taught those pro-Trump meanies not to mess with us!!

But this is not the time to rest! Do not....I repeat....DO NOT PUT AWAY YOUR PUSSY HATS AND 'SHE PERSISTED' T-SHIRTS!! There is still much to protest. We cannot stop until that orange fascist Trump has been forced out of office and our QUEEN Hillary immaculated.

Over and out,

P.B.















Thursday, April 20, 2017

CSNY SONG PARODY ALERT (BERKELEY)

We are Obama's Commie Army
Anne Coulter's on her own
Free speech is dead here at Berkeley
We'll break Charles Murray's bones

We told the police to stand down for us
so we can knock people to the ground
Because we disagree with Milo
We're violent snowflakes
We own this college town
and our leftist professors tell us what to know













Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Red Forman: Deport These Assholes Now

Everywhere in the alternative news media we are hearing about all the trouble Muslim refugees are causing. Europe is being destroyed by Muslim refugees. Paris and London are on fire, as the governments across the continent ignore a Muslim rape epidemic.

Can this happen in America? Should we wait for it to happen?

Here to comment on this matter is our correspondent, Red Forman. Take it away, Red:


Thanks, Red....

In late June of 2016, 20-30 Somali men drove around in a well-to-do neighborhood in Minneapolis, parked their autos on the lawn of a local woman, and began shouting loudly at her.

These psychotic, inbred creeps screamed that they were going to rape her. Only 1 local TV station reported on this incident, and no one was arrested. The woman told her story to KSTP-News, but didn't want to show herself on camera.

It's now ten months later, and nobody has put a foot up their asses. Every other week, we keep hearing about an adherent to the 'religion on peace' committing mass-murder or rape. Then, some creepy imam or a CAIR spokesman tells us that it's the muslim's right to commit these heinous acts.

These assholes say that Muslims wouldn't rape infidel women if they would stop provoking Muslim men by wearing bluejeans. To the muzzies, beating their wives and mutilating their daughter's genitals is 'holy'. Personally, I view it as a 'maladjustment'.

Guys like me love and respect our wives. We adore our daughters. My wife Kitty is quite a spectacular woman, and my daughter Laurie is the apple of my eye. If you can't deal with it, there's the door, Mohammad.

If you try to mutilate my daughter, I'll will mutilate your face.

Meanwhile, satirist Ami Horowitz produced a video where he asked Somali Muslim residents in Minneapolis which would they prefer, living with The U.S. Constitution as the law of the land, or Islamic Sharia law. The Muslims preferred Sharia.

If sharia law is what you want, you should go back home where you already have it. Don't come here and try to turn America into the Hell you left. Shariah law is incompatible with The Constitution.

So, why are they here? Apparently, because they vote for Democrats. The Dems bring them in, and give them lots of welfare as a reward for keeping them in power. Quite a corrupt little arrangement they have here.

I have an idea. If you happen to be a Muslim, but you love America and are willing to work, you can stay. We love having ya.

On the other hand, if you are here to cause trouble, just go back to the Islamic craphole from where you came from. As for those creeps that threatened the woman in Minneapolis I say to our government 'deport these assholes now.' Do it, or the voters will put their foot up your ass.

Thank you

Thursday, April 13, 2017

We Dropped A Bomb On You



It appears that ISIS has released a video after The US dropped a 22,000-pound MOAB (Mother Of All Bombs) in Afghanistan: