Monday, February 20, 2012

MSNBC's Andrea Mitchell Is Resting Comfortably

It looks like we've had our first casualty in the big contraception debate, after MSNBC's Andrea Mitchell was left gasping after being offended by a guest.

What brought about this reaction? A Santorum supporter joked that 'in the old days, young women used to put a Bayer aspirin between their knees and it wasn't that costly.'

71-year-old multi-millionaire Foster Friess revived an old-fashioned expression in explaining the concept that young women used to delay having intercourse until they are ready for motherhood.  That was all it took to damage the news anchor's delicate sensibilities.

Mitchell: "I'm just trying to catch my breath...."

I know that I'm speaking on behalf of the American people when I say, "BREATHE, ANDREA!!!!....BREATHE!!

That poor woman must be having one HELL of a time. Do you remember that time they had to call her an ambulance when MSNBC did that incredible expose' on Reverend Jeremiah Wright?  MSNBC scooped the world, exposing Obama's psychotic, anti-Semitic preacher and his offensive rantings.

Yeah, Neither do I.

Everybody with their head screwed on straight knows that Andrea Mitchell, as well as her colleagues at MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and CNN are working overtime to re-elect our little dictator. I imagine her bosses at Media Matters were speaking in her earpiece.

"Now, Andrea, act like you're really, really offended".

From what we know, Andrea Mitchell is resting comfortably. It appears that she is doing just fine. That is, until the next time she actually has to interact with another Republican.

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