Wednesday, December 20, 2023

On The Twelfth Day Of Christmas The Democrats Gave To Us.....


12,000,000 illegals,

11 pride flags shoved down our throats,

10,000,000 fraudulent votes,

9 % Inflation,

87,000 I.R.S. agents,

70 blue cities burning,

6,000 looted stores closing,

500 Hamas whack-jobs protesting,

40 crooked D.A.'s,

300 J6 political prisoners,

200 hostages stuck in Gaza,

and a Democrat Senate staffer sodomy video


Tuesday, December 19, 2023

We're MAGA, And We Are Screaming For Vengeance!


They stole the 2020 Election, and when the people protested the stolen election, they sent the people to Biden's gulag. 

Then, The tyrant class and The fake news media falsely accused Trump of leading the insurrection which THEY staged.

The tyrant class inpeached him twice on bogus charges, and unleashed Covid 19 during a presidential campaign to kill The American People and destroy Trump's presidency.

It's four, long, punishing years later, and Trump leads in the presidential polls. Biden's corrupt allies are all over the cable news channels, telling us that if Trump wins the 2024 Election, he will rule America like a dictator. 

They never, ever stop bearing false witness against him. I don't know how he can stand it.

The Biden Regime jails their political opponents, while accusing Trump of planning to jail his political opponents.After four years of this, they accuse Trump of wanting revenge. Can anyone blame him if he wants revenge?

As a Trump supporter, I WANT REVENGE. Here to tell us about it is classic metal band, Judas Priest.

Hit it, boys:


Yeah The Looney Lefti is losing their minds!

I planted a Trump campaign lawn sign

We're sick of the illegals at the border!

We all know the 2020 Election was stolen


Interfere with the election, That's not okay

Trump's persecuted by leftist D.A.'s

Now, he leads in the polls and the creeps are afraid

Election Day's coming, and we can't wait


We are Screaming! Screaming For Vengeance

The Biden Regime's a corrupt disgrace!

We're dreaming, Dreaming Of Vengeance

We want to see that look on their face!


They stormed my neighbor's front door

This is it , We won't this crap anymore

Terrorists and criminals at the border

They're hurting our sons and daughters


The liars say he's a mad dictator

'He won't leave office' say his haters

America will never have another election

Enough with all that Democrat projection


We're Screaming! Screaming for vengeance

The Obiden Regime is a corrupt disgrace!

Dreaming! Dreaming for vengeance!

Again, We will make America great


The Biden Regime is running out of time

We'll make his crooked gang pay for their crimes

We're sick of violent crime in the streets

We want Voter I.D. so they can't cheat


When we win on Election Night

Trump declared the winner in a landslide

We're MAGA and we can't wait

DRAIN the SWAMP AND THE DEEP STATE


We're..........

Screaming, Screaming For Vengeance

The Buden Regime is a corrupt disgrace

We're Dreaming, Dreaming of Vengeance

We're making, America great Again


SCREAMING!!!! SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE, VENGEANCE!!!

SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE, VENGEANCE!!!!

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!


Tuesday, December 5, 2023

Dr. Frasier Crane: Should We Pay Attention To Celebs Threatening To Leave The Country?


Dr. Frasier Crane retuns, addressing the epidemic of celebrities threatening to leave the country if Donald Trump wins re-election in 2024:


Hello, I'm Dr. Frasier Crane, and I am listening.......

Last month, ancient pop star Cher told the press that she plans to leave The Unite States if Donald Trump wins the presidency in 2024. Now, Madonna, Taylor Swift, and Bruce Springsteen are threatening the country with self-imposed exile if 'Orange Man Bad' wins the Presidential Election in 2024.

How will America survive? I am only jesting.

Apparently, these left-leaning celebrities have never forgave Trump for 3 years of peace and prosperity (His 4th year sucked). He kept our enemies in check, and his 'America-First' agenda appealed to most Americans. I guess these celebritie don't mind inflation being through the roof, America's streets overran with violent criminals, and readily-available opioids.

It's ironic that these well-known, talented singers can be so.......well......TONE-DEAF. 

Many celebrities are narcissists, and in the case of Barbra Streisand and Bruce Springsteen, are well into their 70's. They are past their prime, and neither have had a hit song since the 1980's. To me, threatening to leave the country looks like a 'cry for help.' They want to be relevent again.

These celebs aren't around normal people very often. They have yes-men always telling then how great they are, and fans blowing up their fat egos. If these celebs knew how Normal-Americans react to their silly threats, they would probably see how silly it looks. 

These famous celebs look childish, like old children in adult bodies, threatening to take their playthings and running away to their mommy.

Madonna WAS a big star in the 1980's and 1990's, wearing her underwear OVER her clothing on stage and photo spreads. Now she's just a nasty old woman looking for attention. Her looks are gone now, and she thinks people care if she leaves the country. Perhaps, she could retire to The Island of Misfit Celebrities where she'll get all the psychiatric help she needs.

Remember when Bruce Springsteen went off on President Reagan after The Gipper mistakenly described Springsteen's big hit 'Born In The U.S.A.'  as a rousing, patriotic song? I wonder what would happen if Trump buys the rights to said song, and uses it at his campaign rallies. 

It would drive 'The Boss' NUTS! Springsteen MAY NEED ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY!

Taylor Swift is popular, young, and SEEMS to have a good head on her shoulders. So why would she threaten to leave the country if Trump wins in 2024? Perhaps she's just looking for MEANING in her life. She is SHOWING OFF HER WOKENESS, AND VIRTUE SIGNALLING here.

She's also another DOPEY, MISINFORMED celebrity! I don't think she needs a therapist. She should just read some conservative books.

So, what do we do with celebrities who threaten to leave the country if Trump wins? I suggest 'LAUGH THERAPY.' We should just laugh at them, then vote for Trump, and see if these celebs actually DO LEAVE THE COUNTRY. They probably won't.


I am Dr. Frasier Crane, and I am listening...........


Friday, December 1, 2023

Professsor Walter Turgeson Addresses The Israeli-Hamas Conflict


Today, RSR welcomes our expert on Everything, Dr. Walter Turgeson. The Melon University's Professor of History has been on a lengthy sabbatical, and today he addresses The Israel/ Hamas conflict:


Shalom.

I regard history and truth as sacred, like a farmer holds the soil SACRED. It pains me when I go on Twitter and see these complete IDIOTS protesting for HAMAS (or even The Palestians). These deluded dummkopfs see Jews as 'occupiers.'

(sarcastic) Sure, and Texans are occupying Texas! Let's throw them off the land and move Mexicans in!

Tens of thousands of idiots are 'protesting' for a cease fire. HAMAS BEHEADS AND COOKS JEWISH BABIES, KIDNAPS AND RAPES LITTLE JEWISH GIRLS, AND MURDERS JEWS AT A MUSIC FESTIVAL, and YOU WANT A CEASE-FIRE????? These anti-Semitic protestors completely gloss over the deliberate inhumane actions of these soulless, terrorist HAMAS creeps. AAHHHHHH!A AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

CEASE FIRE???? THESE EVIL, DEMON-CRAZED PRICKS NEED TO BE WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH, JACK!!! 

These evil pricks murdered Jewish grandmothers, then got on facebook and SHOWED OFF the corpses!!! I'm a college professor, BUT I'M ASHAMED BY WHAT'S BEING TAUGHT ON AMERICAN UNIVERSITIES. This country should be investigating these hateful clown professors that teach their empty-headed students THIS Anti-American, Anti-Semitic, Communist crap.

Colleges and The Media are destroying this country! Board them UP!

This country should deport every one of these brain-dead morons who wave Palestinian flags and block everyday, normal Americans from getting to their jobs. As for these leftist NAZI weirdos who tear down the posters of kidnapped innocents, I'D LIKE TO CRAZY GLUE THEIR LIPS TO THE STREET POSTS!!!

I also hate seeing  the Fraud in The White House trying to tell little Israel HOW THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS WAR. Bibi Netanyahu should tell that decrepit creep biden to 'F-OFF!'

The Israeli Defense Forces go out of their way to avoid hurting children and women. The creeps with dirty beards TARGET innocent Jews and use Palestinian children as human shields.

Now, there's a cease fire, and some of the victims are coming home to what's left of their families. In return, Israel is releasing terrorists and violent criminals. These violent animals throw rocks at Jews and murder people. Is this a fair exchange? AAAAHHHH AAAAHHHHHHH!!!! No.

In the Bible it says that God promised Abraham that 'I will bless those who bless you and curse those who curse you.' May God Bless America, and may God Bless Israel. This is Professor Walter Turgeson. 

I'll see you in class.


Thursday, November 9, 2023

Voting In An Off-Year Election In Minneapolis


On Tuesday,  I voted in the off-year election in Minneapolis, and the only item on my ballot was a race for city council.

I researched the candidates in Ward 9 only to discover that when I recieved my ballot that I resided in Ward 2.  D'oh!

As a registered Republican in ulta-deep blue Minneapolis, I usually vote against the incumbent in every municiple election knowing that my candidate will always lose. So, I voted for the Independent challenger,  Dan Orban. 

Democrat Hammer/ Sickle candidate Jason Chavez was the incumbent.

We have ithis diotic 'ranked choice voting' in Minneapolis, so Orban got my first vote, and then I wrote in 'Michael Baskins'' (who was a write-in candidate in Ward 9) as my second choice. 

I didn't have a third-choice candidate, although I once wrote-in 'Daffy Duck''a long time ago.

I was hoping that I had voted for an Independent, as in Independent Republican, or Independent Mainstream Democrat, or even a conservative, small 'd' Democrat (Did I mention I that reside in deep-blue Minneapolis?)

Walking home from the Holy Trinity Lutheran Church where I casted my ballot, I was very pleasantly surprised to find that someone had rebuilt my local post office that was burned to the ground in the 2020 George Floyd riots.

I got home, and wanted to know more about who I had just voted for, so I fired up my laptop and found Dan Orban''s campaign site. Candidate Orban is married (to a woman!) with two kids, and no experience in city government, which appealed to me. His platform boiled down to 'he loves his city, and thinks that people should help each other.'

I like a government that governs least.

I checked out incumdent Jason Chavez's Twitter and there was nothing about 'defunding police', just mostly filling pothole-type of stuff. He seemed kind've alright. 

Did I mention that I resided in deep-blue Minneapolis?




Wednesday, November 8, 2023

Censured Democrat Rashida Tliab Forced To Wear The Cone Of Silence Over Her Head

Last night, 22 House Democrats joined The Republicans, and voted to censure screeching anti-Semitic, America-hating Representative Rashida Tliab (D-MI). She recently led a Pro-Palestinian insurrection at The Capitol, and has demonstrated a history of loud, extremist Jew-hatred.

She will be forced to wear The Cone Of Silence for the next month:





Tuesday, November 7, 2023

The MACY'S Thanksgiving Day Parade Gets A Woke Makeover


November 23 is Thanksgiving, a traditional American holiday. I was just wondering if they're still observing this holiday in New York City this year. Part of this tradition is the annual MACY'S Thanksgiving Day Parade, but I wonder if Americans are still in control of the large blue cities like NYC. 

All I see on Twitter nowadays are Palestinian flags, Trans-rainbow flags, scores of illegal aliens everywhere, and America-haters of every kind. I've heard that The 97th MACY's Thanksgiving Day Parade is getting a 'woke' makeover. Gee, I wonder what THAT will look like:

Hello, welcome to the 2023 MACY's Thanksgiving Day Parade! This year, the parade will take on a woke makeover. Gone are the happy balloons of Snoopy and SpongeBob Squarepants, and high school marching bands and....OH, IT'S STARTING!!!

The Grand Marshall of this year's parade is Burn Loot Murder founder Patrice Colours. She blows the whistle, and members of BLM begin marching down 77th Avenue......

.....uh-oh, now they are entering restaurants and intimidating the diners. About a hundred of the marchers are breaking into local jewerly stores and looting them. They are really sticking it to the 'oppressors!'

Following behind BLM is a leftist, INDIGENOUS PEOPLES  drum circle on a float. There's a big placard that says 'Death To White Supremacists!!!!'

Here comes the first balloon. It's Republican Presidential candidate Chris Christie! We understand there will be no Snoopy or Spongebob Squarepants this year.

Now, a HUGE GROUP of flag-waving Palestinian protestors FLOOD the streets. They are harassing and screaming at all the Jewish onlookers.

Next up, we have residents from several local homeless encampments. They resemble the zombies from The Walking Dead. Most of them have drug needles, and they have stopped the parade to shoot up.

I've noticed there's no Thanksgiving Turkey float, but here is a World Economic Forum Float. Instead of a turkey, there sits on top a gigantic BUG! Ew! That is NOT APPETIZING!

....And here we have a float with ultra-corrupt Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg and New York Attorney General Letitia James. They are waving at the crowd, and are being pelted with eggs.

Here comes a huge wave of about 400 illegal aliens. I understand they began marching in Honduoras and Nicaragua. Now, they're marching to a local Social Service office. HEY, SOMEBODY TELL THEM THAT IT'S CLOSED FOR THE THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY!

Oh LOOK! There's about a 100 NAZI BROWNSHIRTS. Oh, waitaminnut, iT'S ONLY ANTIFA. MY BAD! THEY'RE BEATING UP A GROUP OF SENIOR CITIZEN ONLOOKERS......

The marchers from BLM have reached MACY'S DEPARTMENT STORE, AND THEY'RE SMASHING THE WINDOWS AND LOOTING IT.....

Here comes a float with trans-activists, sponsored by Bud-Light. The float is festooned with rainbow flags. COLORFUL!

Bringing up the rear is a float honoring trans-activists and purple-haired Queer activists. I hope they left their guns at HOME!

Well, that's our WOKE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE. We'll be here next year if America can survivr another 12 months of Biden! SO LONG!!!


Top 10 Things That We Demand The NAACP Apologize For


So, the NAACP has demanded an apology from Country singer Jason Aldean for his hit song 'Try That In A Small Town'. We here at RSR think that The NAACP has A LOT to apologise to America for.

From our home office in Bovey. Minnesota is our new TOP TEN LIST......

The Top 10 Things That We Demand The NAACP Apologise For:


10. Sagging pants

 9. Lizzo

 8. Burn

 7. Loot

 6. Murder

 5. Critical Race Theory

 4. this reparations b.s.

 3. gangsta rap

 2. barack obama

 1. Islam


(Yeah, I know this list is unfair. The NAACP can't be held responsible for EVERY SIN COMMITTED BY A BLACK AMERICAN OR GROUP OF BLACK AMERICANS.

That's my point. This list is as rediculous as demanding a country singer APOLOGIZE FOR A SONG,)

 

Tuesday, October 31, 2023

Through The Decades With A.I. Bill Kurtis: The Donald Trump Witch Hunt Trials Of 2024


November 1, 2123


Hello, This is A.I. Bill Kurtis, and this is Through The Decades. It was 100 years ago this week, when 2-time President Donald Trump was embrioled in perhaps the strangest political witch hunt ever perpetrated on an American politician.

In the 1600's, Salem was the scene of infamous witch hunt trials. In 2020, there was ANOTHER infamous witch hunt, perpetrated on A FORMER U.S. PRESIDENT!

In 2016, developer, TV Star, and presidential candidate Donald Trump promised to Make America Great Again, and was elected president in 2016, only to lose the presidency 4 years later to corrupt Democrat Joe Biden. Trump was impeached TWICE on 'TRUMPED-UP' charges in his final year of his first term.

The Democrats impeached him EVEN AFTER HE WAS OUT OF OFFICE! 

Then, he was falsely accused of trying to have the stolen 2020 election VIOLENTLY OVERTURNED.,

Biden's corrupt supporters rigged voting machines, stuffed ballot boxes, threw Trump ballots away, created a COVID 19 PLANDEMIC that killed scores of Americans and shut down the country, which allowed  Democrat-controlled states to mail millions of ballots.

The corrupt Democrats mailed 20-30 ballots to houses with no residents! THE CORRUPTION WAS UNPRECEDENTED!!!

After securing his ill-gotten victory, Joseph Robinette Biden was sworn in, and his team actvated an incredible LAWFARE effort to destroy Donald Trump and all his supporters. 

His 'Justice' Department accused Trump and his rank-and-file supporters of a completely false J6 INSURRECTION scenerio EVEN THOUGH CAPITAL POLICE INVITED THESE PATRIOTIC AMERICANS  INTO THE CAPITOL BUILDING!

Just before the trouble started, President Trump was seen publicly telling his supporters to 'Protest peacefully and patriotically.' 

Equally-corrupt Democrat Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) bussed in hundreds of Democrat shock troops dressed as Trump supporters, called AntiFa, to violently storm the U.S. Capitol. She could THEN blame Trump supporters, and have them IMPRISONED in Biden's GULAGS. 

Then, The Biden 'Justice Department', pro-Biden judges and DEMOCRAT District Attorneys used twisted and out-dated, obscure legal theories to indict and try Donald Trump in deep-blue New York City, Atlanta, and Washington D.C.

Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis also charged 18 co-defendents and threatened them with long prison sentences if they didn't accept a humiliating plea deal. These defendents had to take part in an unjust humiliation ritual of declaring themselves guilty. 

It's similar to the ritual in Salem of an accused woman saving herself from being burned at the stake by announcing that she was a witch.

The names of New York Attorney General Leticia James, New York City Distrcit Attorney Alvin Bragg, Special Council Jack Smith, and Fulton County (Atlanta) District Attorney Fani Willis have since passed into infamy.

They threw every charge they could invent at The Former President.Next week, We will tell you in greater detail the ways they violated his rights and tried to railroad Donald Trump JUST TO KEEP HIM FROM RUNNING HIS PRESIDENTIAL 2024 CAMPAIGNi in a future episode of 'Through The Decades'.

The presiding judges were almost as bad. They knew that Trump had a knack for trashing and ridiculing his enemies on Social media, so they issued gag orders against him and robbed him of his free speech rights. 

They also accused him of ELECTION INTERFERENCE, AND IN AN IRONIC TWIST, INTERFERED WITH HIS 2024 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, forcing him to spend his time in a court room instead of the campaign trail.

Next week, we'll bring you the INCREDIBLE CONCLUSION in Part 2 of The Donald Trump Witch Hunt and Witch Trials Of  2024.

I am A.I. Bill Kurtis, and this is Through The Decades. Until next time......goodnight.

Monday, October 30, 2023

A Red Forman Commentary: Snot-Nosed 'Protestors' In Favor Of HAMAS Should Get A Foot In The Ass


RSR's Everydad Red Forman returns to comment on the revolting Pro-Hamas and Pro-Palestine protests on college campuases:

Thanks, Red. 

As you know, Hamas terrorists attacked Israel. These evil, Allah-worshipping animals beheaded little Jewish babies, kdnapped and raped young Jewish girls, and gunned down entire Jewish families. These rotten, subhuman creeps should get a foot up their ass and wiped off the face of The Earth.

The Palestians in Gaza voted for Hamas to run their government, and now that Israel is bombing the shit out of their strongholds in Gaza, they  are calling for a cease-fire. America-haters AND jEW-HATERS residing IN AMERICA are protesting Israel. We even have some America-hating, anti-Semitic creeps in CONGRESS! Who votes for these people?

Across this country on college campuses, spoiled, snot-mosed college students are protesting the only functioning democracy in the Middle East. They don't care that Jewish babies have been beheaded, just that Israel are bombing the shit out of the Hamas terrorist strongholds. 

The college professsors teach that America and Israel are 'the oppressors'. These evil professors should get a foot up their ass, be investigated and the universities that teach this crap should be de-funded.

We give foreign aid to idiots who hate us and wave their ugly Palestian flags. We need to stop this, and let these creeps hate us for free. Also, the idiot in The White House has swung the Southern border open, and we're letting all the foreigners with Brown skin in the country, so now The United States has become a third World country.

When you bring The Third World in to your country, don't be surprised if you BECOME THE THIRD WORLD. My son Eric has a Brown-skinned friend named Fez. I wonder if he supports Hamas.

If my family was kindnapped or murdered, I'd find the evil creeps who did it and blow their ass off the face of the Earth.

America. Love it or leave it.


Friday, October 20, 2023

Cher Says She'll Leave Country If Trump Wins The 2024 Presidential Election


Once again, famous celebrity Cher has said that she will leave the country if Donald Trump wins the 2024 Presidential Election. If she leaves, how will America survive?

So MANY Americans depend on her political wit and wisdom on Twitter to inform our opinions, it would be as disasterous as losing POLITICO or The New York Times. It would be like losing CNN and MSNBC. The American People would just look at the sky and scream, not knowing where to go or what to think..

Perhaps we need to brace ourselves to this terrible possibility that we could actually LOSE CHER if Donald Trump does win the 2024 Election. I asked some very smart people what I should do if we lose Cher, and they told me to learn food prep and to buy gold.

Remember the terrible time when Trump won the election in 2016 and we lost Bette Midler, Alec Baldwin and George Clooney? Losing celebrities to Canada and Italy was great for them but terrible for us.

Remember when Cher supported native-American Senator Elizabeth Warren's 2020 presidential bid? CHER offered to sing her hit 'Half Breed' at Warren's Presidential Inauguration had she won. We will never get to see Cher sing at an American inauguration ball if Trump wins in 2024.

I am fighting back tears just thinking about it.

Donald Trump wants to buy the rights to Cher's 1998 #1 megahit 'Believe', and use it in his campaign rallies just to drive her nuts. if the sadistic monster is re-elected, he could begin rounding up all the celebrities and even send them to the guillotines. in early 2025. We must act now.

Thank goodness for public servents like Alvin Bragg, Fani Willis, and Jack Smith. They are working to keep Donald Trump out of The White House, saving the country the horror of losing celebrities like Cher.

Let's all WORK TOGETHER to make sure that Donald Trump is NOT elected President in 2024, turning beloved celebrities like Cher into exiles.

Thursday, October 19, 2023

We Answer Your Questions: What's With All The Medals On Mark Milley's Uniform?


We here at RSR are opening up our mailbag.and  have an interesting question from one of our viewers.


He asks: 

I've seen photos of General Dwight D. Eisenhower and I see photos of Former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Mark Milley. There are just a few medals on Eisenhower's uniform and Milley's uniform are covered with medals.

Eisenhower led the allies to victory in World War 2, yet Milley has never won a war. In fact, under Milley's 'leadership', America's armed forces are in terrible disarray!

My question. What are all those medals pinned on Mark Milley's lapel FOR?


We did some fact-checking, and we have learned that all of Mark Milley's medals are, in fact, MERIT BADGES.

In Biden's 'woke' armed forces, the 'medals' are awarded for:

Trans-activism, selling cookies, protecting the environment from climate change, anti-racism, hair-dying, applying make-up, arts and crafts, fingerpainting, Friends Of The Chinese Communist Government, LGBTQ activism, Using Correct Pronouns, cross-dressing, Wokeness, and Welcoming Undocumented Immigrants.

Also, Milley got a 'second-place ribbon/badge' two years ago when America had to surrender to England in joint War Game exercises.


Thanks for your question!



Tuesday, October 17, 2023

We Are Not The Same


On October 7th, Hamas militant terrorists attacked Israel, murdering entire familes, people enjoying music, kidnapped young girls, raped them, and killed many of them. They beheaded babies, and put many of them in cages.

These possessed creeps worship their moon idol Allah, and believe their idol tells them to kill the infidel. They believe it's godly to terrorize those who don't bow before their idol. It's like having a thousand psychotic 'Son Of Sams' rampaging.

Never underestimate somebody's ability to rationalize evil and inhumane behavior. They call what they do 'resistance', just like when Black Lives Matter (Burn Loot Murder) carries out their savagery on those who are deemed to be 'Their oppressors'. There are major differences between US and THEM. 

Here are some examples:

WE hate to see little Palestinian children running scared from a bomb-out building.  THEY celebrate the beheading of Jewish babies and they burn infants alive. They celebrate and laugh while putting their heinous acts on facebook.The evil they do is entertainment to them.

We're not the same.

When WE worship God, we sing, and 'Christian radicals' share the Good News WHEN THEY WORSHIP THEIR MOON IDOL ALLAH, THEIR RADICALS behead defenseless babies and rape young girls.  

We're not the same.

Most of us in The West happily hang ornaments during the Christmas season. THEY hang their own children outside their houses as human shiels.

We're not the same.

We leave them alone when they celebrate Ramadan. and other Muslim holidays  THEY surprise attack and murder Jews during Jewish holidays. 

We're not the same.

Their supporters march down the streests of America, chanting 'Death to America'. Nearly ALL Americans just want to live, work and take care of their families in peace.

We're not the same.


Thursday, October 12, 2023

Tanner Boyle's 'Day Of Jihad' Message To The Jihadis

Here with a message to the Hamas terrorist sympathizers is our feisty all-American correspondent, Tanner Boyle:

So, your lousy muzzie mullah is calling for a Day of Jihad tomorrow? All I got to say is you Jihadi assholes can take your cruddy Day of Jihad an' STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS!!!!



Wednesday, October 11, 2023

The 2023 White House Halloween Party

Biden Administration Trans-Activist Sam
 Brinton

Hello, welcome to The 2023 White House Halloween Party, live from the White House Main Ballroom! I'm your host, Rachel Maddow. There's a spooky feeling in the air, and the guests are beginning to arrive.

The President's son Hunter is in The East Room, bobbing for bribes with his friends from Ukraine, China, and Romania.

Oh, look! Assistant Secretary For Health Robert/Rachel Levin and Trans Activist Nuclear Engineer Sam Brinton are arriving. Every day is Halloween for these two. Welcome, ladies!

Don Lemon has arrived with his husband as Michelle Obama, wearing an oversized green dress. It looks like he has football shoulder pads on. and a large 'bulge' in the netherregions. BEAUTIFUL!

There seems to be a disruption at the front door. Texas Governor Greg Abbott has sent a busload of trick-or-treators to The White House, and we have run out of candy. Not to worry. There's always cocaine at The Biden White House.

OH LOOK! Former Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi has come as Regan MacNeil, the little possessed girl from The Exorcist! That make-up is REALLY SCARY!

Waitaminnut, That's not make-up. YIKES!

There's a group of cute and scary little trick-or-treaters at the door. Crypt Keeper President Biden and well-ulpostered wife Jill put candy in their sacks. Now,  The President touches the girls inappropriately and plants his snout in the girl's hair. CREEPY!

Massachussetts Senator Elizabeth Warren has joined this party as The Land-O-Lakes Indian Maiden. Uh oh, her invitation has been CANCELLED by the P.C. POLICE.

NOW WHAT'S THAT???!!! AN EARTHQUAKE? Oh, that's only The Great Pumpkin, Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie. cuttin' it up on the dance floor.

And over there. there's Vice President Kamala Harris as The Joker (She has the laugh) and Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman as The Monster from Young Frankenstein.

Boys and ghouls, California Representative Maxine Waters has arrived as the monster from the 80's movie 'Predator'. She doesn't even need a mask!

And here comes New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as her communist hero, Che Guevara.......

What's THAT??? Insurrectionists have begun throwing eggs at The White House!!! Indict Donald Trump! Hey, that looks like Ray Epps.....

Well, that it for now. This is your host Rachel Maddow reporting from The White House Main Ballroom. Ta-ta!



Monday, October 9, 2023

Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day 2023 (From Your Friends At RSR)


 

Why Is White House Dog Commander Biting Everybody?


It appears that President Biden's pet German Shepherd 'Commander' has been removed from The White House for biting yet ANOTHER Secret Service agent.

Dogs are Man's Best Friend. They're generally sweet, loving creatures, and are fierce protectors. Dogs sense anxiety, and can sense when they're surrounded by jerks.

I wonder what Commander thought when he would see cross-dressing trans Assistant Health Secretary Rachel/Robert Levine. He probably thought,

'Hey, That is a man in a woman's disguise. He smells like a man, but he has a dress on and women's pefume. Why is the man wearing a dress? Is it some sort of disguise? Is he/she/it meaning to harm master? How can I warn him?

Speaking of men who wear dresses in the Biden Administration, I wonder what the Biden family pet thought of bald crossdresser Biden Administration Nuclear Engineer Sam Brinton.

'I smell someone else's scent on that dress, and it also smells like luggage. He must have stole it. What the Hell is up with the bald weirdo? Maybe I should bark at him'

I wonder if Commander might have thought that Medical Advisor Anthony Fauci looked like a giant rat. Also, if Commander ever had training as a drug-sniffing police dog what he must have thought of Hunter Biden.

One wonders if First Lady Jill Biden's unusual fashion sense might have caught some confusion.

The dresses that she wears look like couch upholstery. Sometimes they resemble a curtain from a Hotel 6 or a bedsheet, so does Commander jump on her thinking she's like a couch or a bed? And if he does, does it confuse him when people yell at him for jumping on her?

Also, what did Commander think of members of Congress? If I was Commander, I'd bark at that California Representative with the scary eyes, Adam Schiff. Some say that dogs and cats can sense things of a supernatural nature, so I wouldn't be surprised if Commander goes crazy around Nancy Pelosi.

I still think she is possessed by an unclean spirit.

Finally, does Commander get the creeps when Joe Biden starts yelling and shaking his fist? Or does he find Biden's whisper creepy? Also, he must wonder what's the deal with that woman (Kamala Harris) who keeps laughing inappropriately like some sort of hyena. Even a dog KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AROUND DEATH OR SADNESS THAT YOU DON'T LAUGH.

If only Commander could tell his side of the story. I'd buy that tell-all book.


Saturday, October 7, 2023

The Transgendered Brady KIds Sing 'When It's Time To Change (2023 Re-Mix)'


If you watch MeTV or some other classic television channel, you've probably saw that episode of The Brady Bunch where the happy, well-adjusted Brady kids pile into the recording studio, and sang that hit song 'When It's Time To Change'. 

The song is groovy and catchy, and the lyrics tell us that Fall turns into Winter, and Winter Turns to Spring, and that girls turn into women and boys turn into men.

What if The Brady Kids attended a woke government school in 2023, their teachers were leftist, trans-activist whackjobs with purple hair, and these freaks were constantly undermining parents Carol and Mike?

Here to sing their updated version of 'When It's Time To Change' are Gwendeline, Penny, Michelle, Mark, Jett, and Syd.....The Transgendered Brady Kids!


Sha na na na na na na na na, Sha na na na na......

Sha na na na na na na na na, Sha na na na na.........


Boys change into girls, and girls change into boys

It's none of our parents business, It's OUR CHOICE!

Our teacher really hates those right-wing Trumpist straights!

She teaches that our parents don't own us,

We are owned by the state!


So, when we want to change just hop on the trans train

We can affirm our gender because we are free 

When we want to change it doesn't mean we're deranged

We'll just change to what we want to be


Sha na na na na na na na na , Sha na na na na.....

Sha na na na na na na na na, (A voice like Dylan Mulvaney's) Sha na na na na.....


We have drag queens teaching, pride flags on our wall

Boys take showers with girls and use their bathroom stalls

We'll harass you if you use the wrong pronoun

If you don't like it The F.B.I. can  knock your front door down!


So if your kids want to change, don't you dare say it's strange

They can affirm their gender because they are free

If we want to change, it doesn't mean we're deranged

The government will tell you how it's gonna be


Sha na na na na na na na na, Sha na na na na

Sha na na na na na na na na, Sha na na na na (repeat and fade out)


Wednesday, October 4, 2023

Minneapolis Marathon Cancelled Due To Extreme Heat


Two days ago, the organizers of The Minneapolis Marathon cancelled the event due to excessive heat. 

It was cancelled two hours before it was to start, with temperatures hovering in the upper-70's and mid-80's. Here to explain the cancellation is Twin Cities In Motion Spokesman, Dorothy McDouche-Slattery:


We regret to announce the cancellation of The Minneapolis Marathon. With hellish temperatures reaching the mid-80's, we decided that we could NOT risk the health and well-being of our runners. The fossil fuel industry cancelled our event todayt, and your gas-guzzelling automobiles have contributed to the global warming that endangers this planet.

There are documented accounts of runners spontaneously combusting in extreme heat, and the State of Minnesota has issued a 'Black Flag' warning. All NON-ESSENTIAL PHYSICAL ACTIVITY SHOULD BE HALTED IMMEDIATELY.

We suggest everyone still wear a Covid mask if you go outdoors today, even if you're alone in your gas-guzzelling automobile.

We regret the horrible reality that many Americans STILL use gas ovens for their cooking. If Americans gave up their dirty energy, perhaps we can re-schedule the marathon at some future date.

Speaking of which, we are toying with the idea of re-scheduling the marathon during a cooler month, maybe February.

Thank you.


Friday, September 29, 2023

(SONG PARODY ALERT!!!!) BIDEN: I AM IRON MAN!

Have they lost their minds?

Are his voters really that blind?

Can he lead at all?

He tore down the Southern Wall



Is he alive or brain-dead?

Has he thoughts within his head?

Can he walk and talk?

Or, if he moves, will he fall?


He trips up the stairs

Hawaii's on fire, He doesn't care

Has he has thoughts inside his brain?

Sends our money to Ukraine


He's wearing sunglasses

He sucks on an ice cream cone


Stays on vacation

He looks like he's stoned


Now Election Day is near

American people live in fear

He's throwing his opponents in jail

Joe looks confused, weak and frail


Now he's making a speech

He is lying, angry and mean

He is shaking his fist

He'll jail those who resist


Corrupt and senile

An extremist ding-a-ling


He is a puppet

Obama pulls his strings 



Thursday, September 28, 2023

Beware Of The Government Shutdown!!!!!


If the Republicans and Democrats don't find an agreement on a budget by Saturday, there will be a partial government shutdown. The American People should be concerned about this, OR SHOULD THEY BE?

Of course, The fear-mongering Democrats threaten us all with talk of withheld Social Security checks and American soldiers not recieving their paychecks, and of course, they are lying. Your check will be waiting for you in your mailbox during a partial shutdown.

They don't mention all their corruption, self-serving money-making schemes and the insane waste in the government. Almost everything the government does is either evil, (should be) illegal, or wasteful. You don't fall $33trillion in debt by accident.

With The Biden Regime, it's EVEN WORSE.

We are funding the war in Ukraine. I'll bet even with a 'government shutdown', the crooks in Washington will find some way to fund the war. The politicians are making A KILLING from money laundering and this thing called 'foreign aid.'

Personally, I'm TERRIFIED of a possible partial government shutdown, and have some SERIOUS questions about what will happen to this country:

If the government shuts down, who will break down our doors and arrest our families for opposing the party in power? Who will raise our taxes, and send our money off to fund wars in foreign lands?

Can we still keep those all-important, much-needed Biden gulags running?

Is it possible the politicians could lose their ability to launder money during a shutdown, making themselves less-obscenely rich? THIS SHOULD NOT BE!!!!

Who will make us to wear Covid face diapers and force the next plandemic down our throats? I might catch the Covid/cold and be bedridden for 2 or 3 days!!! WE'LL ALL DIE!!! COUGH!!! COUGH COUGH!!!!

Who will tell social media giants to censure my speech? Free speech IS A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY!!!!!

If there's a shutdown, HOW DO WE KEEP THE SOUTHERN BORDER WIDE OPEN?  HOW WILL WE GIVE AWAY FREE MEDICAL CARE AND GOVERNMENT GIVEAWAYS TO  THE POOR CRIMINALS, DRUG DEALERS, AND CHILD TRAFFICKERS???? 

The thought of a possible government shutdown makes this bushy-tailed correspondent shuddet!

I beg our Congrab, PLEASE AVOID A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN!!!! Come to an agreement!

Tuesday, September 26, 2023

SONG PARODY ALERT: Burgermeister Tim Walz 'The Buck Stops Here With Me' ('No More Toymakers To The KIng')



After only one day on the 'job;, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz's First Director of Cannabis Managememt, Erin Dupree, has resigned, amid reports that she had a history of selling illegal 'products'.

Following the resignation, the governor immediately accepted blame for the controversial appointment, saying 'The buck stops here with me,' which shocked Minnesotans on both sides of the aisle. Democrats were shocked because they can't believe the media would ever admit that the king-like governor could ever do anything wrong, and Republicans are shocked that he would ever take responsibility for ANYTHING or even suffer ANY bad press from the compliant news media.

This is the governor who let Minneapolis burn during the George Floyd Riots, mishandled Covid, squandered the state's $18billion surplus, and taunted the Republican minority with the most extreme, leftist, partisan legislative session in Minnesota history.

In fact, he has acted like an unhinged, authoritarian dictator. He reminds this bushy-tailed reporter of the Burgermeister Meisterburger from the Christmas claymation classic 'Santa Klaus Is Coming To Town.

Here he is to sing his theme song, a re-make of 'No Toymakers To The King', along with Lieutenant-Dictator-Governor Peggy Flanagan:



It's a diffIcult responsibility

I'm the Governor, and the buck stops here with me

I proudly announced the appointment of Erin DuPree

Now, I will take yet another selfie


I will grind your small business DOWN

All my opponents-BETTER NOT MAKE A SOUND!!!!

DEMOCRATS? WE'RE BIG SPENDERS!!!

IF YOU'RE CONFUSED WE'LL CHANGE YOUR GENDER!!!

Crime exploding across the North Star State

while I take another selfie WE ALL smile

Feeding Our Future and porn in schools

The state is run by proud progressives and pedophiles


It's.............a..........difficult responsibility

I'm king timmy and the buck stops here with me!

I regret to announce the resignation of Erin DuPree

Oh well, I will take A SELF-CONGRATULATORY SELFIE


I feed MY face at the Minnesota state fair

Minneapolis burns and I don't care

My pet cat he ran away

I wave my pride flag for the gays

Down your throats I shove my agenda

and taunt my Republican foes

The local news suck up to me

They think I'm the best. I smile and pose


(Peggy Flanagan sings;)

IT'S........A.......DIFFICULT RESPONSIBILITY

AND THE BUCK STOPS HERE WITH TIM AND ME

WE'RE NEVER CALLED OUT ON LOCAL TV......


(Burgemeister Walz unravels a parchment , clears his throat, and SPEAKS LOUDLY;)


From NOW ON, my full title will be;

King Tim, Burgermeister, The Head Honcho, The Alpha  and Omega, God of The Universe, The Governor, Tim the Great

and LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THE BUCK STOPS HERE WITH ME!!!!!..........Although.................

nothingismyfault,andIacceptNOblameforthetheappointmentofErinDupreeasDirectorofMinnesota'sOfficeofCannibisManagement............

THE BUCK STOPS HERE WITH ME!!!!!! (TA DA DUM....)


Monday, September 25, 2023

Our Hollywood Insider: New Live Action Snow White Actress Is A Woke Pain In The Ass!


Hello, this is your Hollywood Insider, reporting from the land of fruits and nuts.....

So, the star of the new Snow White will be a Hispanic Pain in The Ass, Ariel the Mermaid will be Black, The Ghostbuster guys have been replaced by Ghostbuster gals, and the next movie featuring the superhero THOR will star NATALIE PORTMAN????? HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD!!!!

I caught up with newcomer Rachel Zegler, the new star of the live action Snow White, and she REALLY TOLD US WHAT'S ON HER MIND! 

ROLL TAPE!.......


Rachel Zegler:

'So, I told the director what I wanted to do with Snow White. For one thing, this is 2023.....not 1937. My character should not be some 'sleeping beauty' waiting for her charming prince to come and wake her up. She should be her own woman, maybe even a great miltary leader, like Joan of Arc.

I think it would be cool if Snow White doubted her sexuality. She should be non-binary, maybe seek out a gender-affirming sex change operation or even find a lesbian partner. Maybe make the 'charming prince' Snow White's STALKER!

Also, if she DID happen to 'hook up' with the charming prince, maybe if she got pregnant she should empower herself with an abortion.That would be a great message for the 9 -year-old girls who come see the movie!

Also, since I look like a Mexican, perhaps Disney can also work in an angle where I am just a poor migrant trying to better my life in a new country! She can teach all the White characters that racism isn't cool!

I wanted soccer superstar Megan Rapinoe to make a cameo, but the suits and ties at Disney said they couldn't do it. Racists!

Oh well, I'm still excited about starring in this new version of Snow White!' My re-make will be way better than the original!'


So, there she is, Rachel Zegler, the star of the new Snow White LIVE ACTION MOVIE, and this is The Hollywood Insider. See you at the movies! So long!


Maybe Minnesota Should Change It's State Photograph Too


Last month, the DFL-led state legislature decided that a state commission will change the Minnesota State flag.

While they're at it, maybe they can also change the state photograph, from the famous image 'Grace' to something that more accurately reflects modern life in Minnesota. 'Grace' s terrific, but doesn't really reflect life in our state. 

Does anyone actually say 'Grace' in Minnesota anymore? It's 2023. College kids are learning to be good, compliant little communists, Somali gangs are stealing cars and committing violent crime in record numbers, and the state government kills unborn babies and robs the taxpayers blind.

On top of that, our local NFL team are 0-3. Minnesota is a state ran by leftists and her sports teams have a long tradition of disappointing their fans.

So, here is my proposal for a new Minnesota state photogragh: 



Monday, September 18, 2023

Longfellow Loon: The Democrats Are Changing The Minnesota State Flag, LOLOOLOOOLOOOO!!!!!


Our whacky leftist correspondent Longfellow Loon hears that the Minnesota State Legislature has decided to change The Minnesota State flag, and returns with this commentary:

LOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Our terrific Democrat legislature has voted to change The Minnesota State Flag. As a Minnesota progressive, I say 'It's about time!" LOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOOOOO!!!!

The current state flag has a white farmer and a native American on it, but we all know that our state is much more than just that!

Maybe there should be a Somali gang kicking a fallen White supremacist, or we can commemorate the Lake Street riots following the brutal murder of George Floyd!

LOOOLOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOOOLOOOOLOOOOOLOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Maybe we can change it to a screenprint of our wonderful Governor Tim Walz and his fantastic Leiutenant-Governor Peggy Flanagan with a RAINBOW field background! Those two have taken oodles of selfies that can be used! Maybe Minnesota can have 8 or 9 flags!!!!!

How about a screenprint of Walz and Flanagan feeding their faces at The Minnesota State Fair???

LOOOLOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOOOLOOOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Remember when our wonderful Ex-President Barack Obama had his own flag. It was The American Flag with his head replacing the 50 stars? I have one in my apartment!

Maybe, We should honor the Democrat Trifecta that passed TONS of legislation during the 2023 session!

Perhaps our new flag can show a doctor cutting an unborn baby's head off or a boy getting his penis chopped off..... I mean, 'Affirming his/ her gender!'! 

Maybe we can honor our DFL trifecta by showing schoolchildren eating, because we banned hunger....while those Republican meanies want to ban BOOKS!!! SHAME ON YOU, REPUBLICANS!!!

One of my Gay friends suggested the new flag should be a Rainbow Flag, with an image of former Minneapolis Mayor RT. Rybak officiating a same-sex marriage ceremony. 

LOOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I am sure that Liegh Finke has tons of great ideas for the new state flag! Who knows? Maybe they'll ask me to be on the new flag. I am the Minnesota state bird.

I can't wait to see the new flag. TOOTLE-LOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOO

LOOOLOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Back to you, Red.


Sunday, September 17, 2023

SONG PARODY ALERT: GOD IS GREAT, BEER IS GOOD, AND DEMOCRATS ARE BATSHIT CRAZY


Does it seem like the world has gone crazy in the last 3 years? Demon-crazed rioters burning neighborhoods down, cross-dressers and trans-activists ruling America from the White House, and racial division demons gone to insane extremes to punish America, it looks like a lot of people are seriously unhinged.

In 2008, Country singer Billy Curringtom scored a big hit with 'People Are Crazy.' He is here with a re-make, 'God Is Great, Beer Is Good, And Democrats Are Batshit Crazy.' Hit it:


The old man on TV

Senile as he can be

Falls up the stairs

He doesn't seem to care

The ChiComs give him orders

He opened the southern border

He hates us conservative hicks

Those vote machines sure did the trick


He lies to our face

His regime is a disgrace

I don't know about you But I say


God is great, beer is good.....

....and Democrats are batshit crazy


He might start a 3rd World War

or cause a national divorce

He won't go to Ohio

What is he saying? Hell, We don't know

Inflation's thru the roof

His supporters are nuts and that's the truth

He stopped the oil pipeline

The gaslighter-in-Chief tells us we're doing fine


He's a corrupt, senile liar

and his supporters say that's just fine

as long as Trump gets life


God is great, beer is good....

....and Democrats are batshit crazy


In 2024 we can say goodbye to him

The next 15 months will be grim

We can't elect him again. Or can we????


I hope on Election Day

He will be replaced

We will make America great again

His crime family in the State Pen

Political prisoners are set free

We'll have Freedom and prosperity 

His supporters will be mad as Hell

but the country is doing swell


His supporters can visit him

At a nursing home or federal pen

or maybe Guantanamo


(We'll sing):

God is great, beer is good......

and Democrats are batshit crazy


Saturday, September 16, 2023

22 Years After The Attacks Of September 11, 2001


This week, America commemorates the evil attacks of September 11, 2001, where Muslim terrorists hijacked our airplanes, and used them as missiles, destroying The World Trade Center Buildings and severely damaging The Pentagon. 3,000 innocent people were murdered.

Now, insane Democrats are comparing the protests of January 6th, 2021 to the hellish murder of 3,000 innocent people. This dark day happened just 22 years ago, yet much of the country appears to have forgotten this heinous act. Instead, Many leftists are trivializing this act of unspeakable evil. Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar, a terrorist sympathizer, referred to 9/11/2001 as a day 'some people did something.'

Folks, this person was elected to Congress. Disgraceful.

It's 22 years later, and we have a corrupt, senile, liar in The White House, and his regime are trying to throw our heroes in prison for the rest of their lives. The somewhat heroic President we had in 2001 has turned his back on tens of millions of patriots who voted for him.

Donald Trump, who acted heroicly in the horrible days after the attack, was elected President in 2016. He has seen his presidency stolen, and the leftists who stole it are now trying to send him to prison for the rest of his life on ridiculous, bogus charges. America has turned into a communist, banana republic.

The Mayor of New York City during the attacks, Rudy Guliani, (also known as 'America's Mayor')' for his terrific leadership finds himself in legal jeopardy now. A 4th-rate leftist District Attorney in Atlanta is trying to send him to prison for giving Donald Trump legal advice.

My friends, This is happening just 22 years after we were attacked by psychotic Islamo-Nazis trying to bring about a one-world Islamic Caliphate.

It's 2023, and America suffers under a corrupt, semile liar who stole the presidency in 2020. He has swung the southern border wide open for terrorists, drug dealers, and human traffickers. He was not in NYC this week to commemorate the anniversary of the attacks. Instead, he flew to ALASKA where he lied about being at Ground Zero the day after the attack.

He has inappropriately appropriated  $6,000,000,000 to the Iranian mullahs, the top state sponsor of worldwide terrorism. You would hope that the supposed leader of the free world would know you don't give aid and support to terrorists.

The world has changed a lot since 2001, and not for the better.

Thursday, August 31, 2023

And Now, A Public Service Announcement (Girls Like Patriotic, Smart Guys)

GUYS, 


GIRLS LIKE PATRIOTS......AND SMART GUYS WHO KNOW AMERICAN HISTORY......

AND KNOW THEIR RIGHTS.....



HEY, CHECK HIM OUT!!! HE'S GOT THE GADSDEN FLAG PATCH ON HIS BACKPACK!!! 

LET'S ASK HIM TO THE PROM!!!

SWOON!!!

                                



'Mama' Thelma Harper: Biden, Feinstein, McConnell, And Fetterman Have Splinters In The WIndmill Of Their Minds


Returning to RSR is our all-American Grandma, Thelma 'Mama' Harper. She's here to comment on the mental health and acuity of some members in Congress and The White House, Take it away, Thelma:

Whut the HELL is going on in Congrab? We have a whole bunch of seriously messed-up people in Congress with a bunch of screws loose! I'm starting to think there should be an age limit there.

90-year-old invalid Senator from California Dianne Feinsteen needs to be in a nursing home. I understand that former Senator Barbra Boxer has power of attorney over her.

She knew the original 49ers. Not the original football team roster, SHE ACTUALLY HUNG OUT WITH THE ORIGINAL CALIFORNIA GOLD RUSH PROSPECTERS FROM THE 1840'S ! SHE'S OLD!!!

Then there's old Turtle Face Mitch McConnell. He forgot where he was AGAIN, doing his impression of a brain-dead statue! I think someone done blew his pilot light out!!!

What's the deal with John Fetterman, The brain-damaged Senator from Pennsylvania? The poor man had a stroke, and he dresses up in a hoodie and shorts like it's Freshman Orientation Day at The College. He has trouble speaking. He reminds me of The Monster from the movie 'Young Frankenstein!'

HIS ELEVATOR DOESN'T GO ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP!

Finally, there's the Jack-ass in The White House, falling asleep when those poor people in Lehaine Maui tried to speak to him. THEY LOST THEIR HOMES AND THEIR POOR KIDS WENT MISSING. NOBODY KNOWS IF THESE PEOPLE ARE ALIVE OR DEAD, AND JACK-ASS JOE MAKES IT ALL ABOUT HIM!SELF!!. Human suffering bores the corrupt bastard. The way to wake him up is to offer him a bribe!

Sleepy Joe has trouble speaking, but he has absolutely no trouble lying. He needs to go!

He's not all-there. He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal, THAT WHOLE FAMILY IS NUTS, AND HALF OF THEM BELONG IN PRISON!

Well, I've said enough. I'm expecting The D.O.J. TO COME BUST IN MY DOOR ANY MINUTE NOW.


God Bless America. Thelma


Wednesday, August 30, 2023

The Top 10 Songs Oliver Anthony Would Probably Never Cover (Or Cover Songs That Would Surprise Us)


This month, Farmville, Virginia native Oliver Anthony became an unlikely pop star, scoring the #1 hit on Billboard's Hot 100, with 'Rich Men North Of Richmond.' The bluegrass/country song speaks of crooked politicians and hard times, and the viral hit has really struck a chord with everyday Americans.

Your bushy-tailed correspondent wonders if he knows any songs popularized by other artists like that bluegrass band that does ACDC tunes. Maybe there are some REALLY UNLIKELY cover tunes he may have tried to learn that would really surprise his new fans.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, here is The Top Ten Songs Oliver Anthony Would Probably Never Cover (Or Cover Songs That Would Surprise Us):


10, Call Me Maybe (Carley Rae Jepson)

  9. It's Raining Men (by The Weather Girls)

  8, 1999 (by Prince)

  7. Get Out Of My Dreams, Get Into My Car (Billy Ocean)

  6. Let's Get It On (by Marvin Gaye)

  5. That's The Way (I Like It) by KC and The Sunshine Band

  4. Talk Dirty To Me (by Poison)

  3. Disco Duck

  2. We Built This City On Rock And Roll

  1. Everybody Have Fun Tonight, Everybody Wang Chung Tonight


A Public Service Announcement: Trump Co-Defendent Jenna Ellis (What To Do When An Ultra-Corrupt Democrat Takes A Mugshot Of You)

If you're being indicted by an ultra-corrupt Democrat District Attorney, remember to SMILE BIG when they take your mug shot. It pisses them off:


This is one of Trump's eightteen co-defendents, Jenna Ellis, showing everyone how it's done.




Wednesday, August 23, 2023

FOX NEWS SPECIAL REPORT: TRUMPLESS RNC PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE WILL FEATURE 8 ALSO-RAN CANDIDATES


 

Dr. Frasier Crane: Biden Is A Senile, Corrupt, Sociopathic Malignant Narcissist

 


Dr. Frasier Crane returns with a 'diagnosis' of The Resident of The White House:


It is simply appalling how the supposed leader of the Free World is such a sociopathic, maligant narrcissist, with absolutely NO HUMAN COMPASSION. I have observed him for quite a while, and it seems that Joe Biden only cares about power and money, and this is dangerous.

His recent 'visit' to Maui has shown us many warning signs that normal Americans and people worldwide can obviously see. He tried to MAKE IT ABOUT HIMSELF, telling the victims about the time 19 years ago there was a small kitchen fire in his house.

WHAT'S WITH YOU, MAN???!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THESE PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING HORRIBLY. THEY'VE LOST THEIR HOMES. THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE THEIR CHILDREN ARE. THEIR NEIGHBORS ARE DEAD, AND YOU DEIGN TO MAKE THIS ABOUT YOU???!!!

I think that Mr. Biden suffers from some rather grisly dissociative oisoders, or rather, the American people suffer.

It took him 15 days to 'check' the damage in Maui. Mr. Biden doesn't really even care about the people residing on the island. I am guessing he doesn't care because there aren't any corrupt foreigners there who will offer him a bribe.

Then, he FELL ASLEEP while residents were describing their horror. Biden is literally BORED BY HUMAN SUFFERING. WE HAVE ELECTED A CORRUPT, SENILE, SOCIOPATH!!! Hopefully, he just has a sleeping disorder.

This weirdo seems to lack a conscience. He lies and steals with ease like a kleptomaniac. He has stolen speeches, the American taxpayer's money, and another man's wife. He is addicted to power, willing to sell out his own country to America's enemies.

This is great for Communist China, but terrible for The United States.

He has a very strange obseesion with little girls, sticking his nose in their hair right in front of their parents. He engages in this weird behavior in an extremely public manner, suggesting a cry for help.

The American People are suffering. The best way do deal with it is to elect Donald J. Trump in 2024, and institutionalize Mr. Biden.


I am Dr. Frasier Crane, and I am listeneing.


Tuesday, August 22, 2023

Our Faith And Religion Correspondent: Democrats Make Maui Hell On Earth And Are Still Persecuting Trump


As America looks on in horror while Maui burns, the Resident Biden goes on YET ANOTHER vacation. Our Faith And Relgion Correspondent Sister Mary Brokenknuckles returns with this commentary:

Hail Mary,  full of grace, The Lord is with thee.......

The evil, perverted Democrats have taken beautiful Maui and turned it into Hell on Earth, and they're blaming climate Change. I'm hearing that someone set the island on fire with some sort of lazer weapon or gizmo, although I think it's ANOTHER climate cultist Democrat arsonist donor setting ANOTHER fire.

We're praying for all the people who have lost their homes, but don't worry. Resident Robert L. Peters will send everyone a check for $700. Did you see that reporter ask Slow Joe about the nightmare in Maui, and he just said 'No comment'?

The reason why Biden is sending $47 billion to Ukraine and doesn't even seem to care about Maui is because there are no corrupt foreigners in Maui willing to give Crooked Joe and his crime family a large bribe. I want to take my ruler, and smack his sinful knuckles until they're black and blue. 

Then he FELL ASLEEP as people spoke of the victims of this terrible trajedy. Human suffering BORES HIM. It's like we have Satan HIMSELF IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!

'HEY SLEEPY JOE, WE'RE SORRY IF WE'RE BORING YOU, BUT OUR FAMILIES ARE BURNING TO DEATH!'

But he wasn't done yet. He had a chance to show simple human empathy. Instead, he spoke about a kitchen fire in his home 19 years ago that was put out within 20 minutes. People are burning to death, losing their neighborhoods, children are missing, and this DEMONIC CLOWN MAKES IT ABOUT HIMSELF!!! MY GOD!!!!!

On the other hand, he REALLY comes alive when he's shaking his fist and loudly demagouging his opponents or making yet ANOTHER illegal, unconstitutional pronouncemnt, PLEASING HIS CHICOM MASTERS.


Blessed Mary, Mother of God....................


I am praying for our wonderful President Donald Trump, as every demoncrat D.A. FROM HELL HAS BEEN SET LOOSE TO PERSECUTE HIM AND STOP HIS 2024 PRESIDENTIAL RUN 

FULTON D.A. GANG WHORE OF BABYLON Fani Willis is clearly abusing the power of her office, persecuting our blessid President. THE WHORE is also persecuting 18 Trump allies, INCLUDING AMERICA'S MAYOR RUDY GULIANI on completely bogus charges.

THIS IS CLEARLY DEMONIC IN NATURE. The demoncrats rigged and stole the 2020 election, and OUR BLESSID CHAMPION Trump called them on it. Willis should be disbarred, and I should smack her knuckles with a ruler until they're black and blue! The same goes for that fatheaded, easy on crime D.A. Alvin Bragg and that Special False Prosecuter Jack Smith!


BY the way, have you heard about the new cartoon on Disney-Plus, 'Pauline'? It's about a girl impregnated by Satan after a one-night stand. Really nice, you SINFUL, DEMONIC PEDOFILES! Disney has become The Devil's Playground!

Well, that's all for now. May you and yours recieve God's blessings.