HEADLINE: PAJAMA BOY HAS A DAD

Even Caveman Representative Al Green Knows....

....the Democrats can't beat President Trump without impeaching him....

Today's Star Witness At Adam Schiff's Impeachment Show

Today's star witness over at Adam Schiff's secret star chamber impeachment show goes by the name 'Simone'. She had some really damning testimony:

I read in the New York Times that Bill (Taylor) heard somewhere from this dude Tim (Morrison) who thinks that he might have heard from a Mr. Vindimon that he thought that Rudy (Guliani) may have demanded that some Ukranian dude standing in line at the local Seven-11 investigate this guy Creepy Joe (Biden) and his son Hunter and maybe recall this ambassador babe Irena Ivanovich.

I think that was her name. It sounded really serious.......

Thanks, Simone.......

No problem whatsoever........