Toys (In Happy Meals) Are Still Legal In California

Kids rejoice! Today, a California judge struck down a class-action lawsuit against McDonalds, and their happy meals.


The lawsuit was originally introduced by the busybodies at The Center For Science in the Public Interest. The organization's head lawyer, Burger M. Meisterburger stated that McDonalds should not offer a toy with happy meals in the state of California. Here is his statement:

"TOOOOOOYYYYYSSSS??!!!!! I HATE TOYS! NO MORE TOYS IN HAPPY MEALS!!..."


The C.S.P.I. filed the lawsuit on behalf of a joyless busybody in San Francisco.