Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Meet The Most Unpopular Co-worker In America

An employee at a Baltimore McDonald's claims that she holds one of the three winning tickets of the $656,000,000.00 Mega Millions lottery jackpot.

37-year-old Mirlande Wilson had entered into a ticket pool along with her co-workers, but claims that she had also bought a lone ticket for herself.  It was that lottery ticket that supposedly holds all six winning numbers, although she's not even sure if the numbers match.

The RedSquirrel Report talked to her co-workers, and axed them what they thought:

"Dang, she shudint' even come back", said one perturbed co-worker.

Wilson's crew chief added this:

"Oh no, sh' dint". There's NO way she gonna take our money!"

Mirlande Wilson didn't go to work on Monday.

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