Thursday, April 5, 2012

Mega Millions Miser Claims Zimmerman Bounty

It's been quite a week for 37-year-old Mirlande Wilson. On Monday, the Baltimore-area resident made the astonishing claim that she had all 6 numbers in Friday's record-breaking Mega Millions drawing. Lottery officials report that there were 3 winning tickets, splitting the jackpot exceeding $650,000,000.

Wilson, who had entered in an office pool with her co-workers, has told reporters that the winning ticket was bought by herself, apart from the tickets in the office pool, so she will not share the $110,000,000 prize with her co-workers.

She has later admitted that she isn't sure if she had the winning numbers.

Wilson, a McDonalds employee, is now making the shocking claim that she has Trayvon Martin shooter George Zimmerman, in her custody. She has contacted the New Black Panther Party, and wants the $10,000 reward they had offered for Zimmerman's capture.

Wilson says that she will not share the reward with her search party. Also, she cannot prove that she has Zimmerman in custody.


  1. She's also got a line on Amelia Earhart and D. B. Cooper.

  2. Mirlande should have a TV show on A&E. I'm thinking of a title....

    "Just Give Me The Money"