The White House is in lock-down this week, because Motor City Madman Ted Nugent made an 'impassioned' speech to the National Convention of The National Rifle Association on Saturday. Part of his remarks are as follows:
"If Obama wins re-election, I will either be dead or in jail this time next year".
Subsequently, some of The President's nervous staff have gone into crisis mode. DNC Press Secretary Melanie Roussell has tweeted The Republican National Committee over 30 times, demanding that Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney condemn Nugent's remarks.
We at The RedSquirrel Report have learned that agents have indeed payed a visit to Ted Nugent's ranch in Crawford, Texas, where they interviewed him. After the five minute interview, Nugent invited them to stay for some barbecue and target practice in the back 40.