Sunday, April 22, 2012

Earth Day: A Counterpoint

We at The RedSquirrel Report believe in airing a diversity of opinions. Today is Earth Day, a day where millions celebrate the planet. Chances are, there's a celebration where you live.

However. there are those who do not share in that sentiment. Curtis Jennings, a contrarian conservative from Vermont, sends us this:

Thanks, RedSquirrel.

Today is Earth Day. I want to start by saying that I'm celebrating this pagan, communist holiday by kicking a spotted owl's ass.

Earth Day was created by the Commie Wisconsin Governor Elmer Anderson. This jack-a$$ designated April 22, 1970 as the first Earth Day, which was also Communist V.I. Lenin's 100th birthday.

Leftist weirdo Ira Einhorn emceed the first Earth Day rally. Later, he murdered and composted his girlfriend in his closet, for which he was convicted and sentenced to life in prison. See, kids? Liberals are friggen sick in the head.

I remember the good ole days when the smog and pollution was so thick that you couldn't see across the street where thousands of sheeple are gathered, celebrating Earth Day. Hey! Why don't you people get a job?

One thing I do approve of are those 10K Earth Day Runs, or as I call them, 'Running all over Mother Earth's face'.

Why should we be kind to Mother Earth, anyways? Sometimes she opens up, and people are killed by earthquakes. Then, she drowns us in tsunamis. You just can't trust that b.....

 I prefer to think about how God told us to use this planet. In fact, he told Adam to 'subdue' the planet. Today, 50,000 acres of forests will be that things of real beauty can be made, such as pianos, homes, and baseball bats. Now that's what I'M talkin' about!

Some people are celebrating Earth Day today. Go ahead, just don't push your weird gaia worship in my face while you're doing it. That's all for now.

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