Something happened last week, and I'm trying to remember what it was. Oh, darn it, I can't quite remember why I am writing this post. It's at the tip of my.....Oh, I just remembered, #ObamaEatsDogs.
We had a lot of fun with this last week. There were the all the columns and the #hash tag games, but where do we go from here? How do we go on knowing that #ObamaEatsDogs?
One thing for certain, America is changed. Well, Our Little Indonesian Dictator promised change. From now on, you may be seeing some strange things, such as:
A contestant on Jeopardy blurts out, "I'll take PRESIDENTS THAT ATE DOG for $200, Alex".....
Actually, there is only one answer, so this would never be a category.
You're watching 'The Shining', but there's something even weirder than seeing Jack Torrence slowly go mad. You imagine seeing this:
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy and obama ate dog
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy and obama ate dog
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy and obama ate dog
If Obama wins re-election, will it be the same as the American people giving their approval? Is it O.K. that our President, #ObamaEatsDogs? Really?
Will there be actual American families sitting down at their Thanksgiving dinner table, with a roasted dog with an apple in it's mouth next to the centerpiece? And if you object, will you be accused of treating that family as 'the other?'
For the last week, I've almost forgotten that in three years he has introduced death panels, harassed Boeing Air and Gibson Guitars, had Solyndra and unionista leaders bobbing for bribes at last year's White House Halloween party, killed Keystone, behaved like a communist dictator, acted extra-constitutionally (Let me take a breath),
libelled, slandered, demagogued, brow-beat, intimidated, threatened and ridiculed his opponents.
Does it matter if #ObamaEatsDogs?
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