Obama And His Fascist Goons Go Crazy

Here are several related stories that your bushy-tailed correspondent is covering this week.

Obama EPA appointee Al Armendariz (pictured) was
discovered on video, explaining how he gets the hated oil and gas companies to obey the Obama government and it's weird, zero-growth energy policies:

"I was in a meeting once and I gave an analogy to my staff. The Romans used to conquer little villages in the Mediterranean, They'd go into a little Turkish town somewhere, and they would take five guys they saw and crucify them. And then you know that town was really easy to manage for the next few years".

Now does this sound like a public servant? IN AMERICA?

Meanwhile, Terrible Ted Nugent was in Federal court this week. It appears that he illegally killed and transported a bear in Alaska during a 2009 trip. The Lacey Act was so obscure that even the presiding judge wasn't aware of it. The state of Alaska didn't even want to pursue the matter, but the feds insisted. Can you imagine what trouble Mr. Nugent would be in if he sold illegal guns to Mexican drug dealers?

I wonder if that had anything to do with that speech before the National Convention of The National Rifle Association two weeks ago? Hmmm?

Oh, and another thing. A fallen NAVY SEAL, who had requested that Mr. Nugent perform his song Fred Bear at his funeral, will not get his final wish. It appears that 'somebody' has banned Nugent from the funeral.

Oh, this just in. Ted Nugent's performance for the soldiers at Fort Knox has also been cancelled.

Meanwhile, The Obama Administration has proposed yet another edict, this one banning farm chores for farmers under the age of 18. Has anyone ever told Our Glorious Leader that farm chores has always been an American tradition?

Also, the Obama publicly called out eight Romney campaign donors. This is a typical Obama/Chicago thug tactic meant to intimidate private citizens. This is part of Obama 2012 strategy of chilling free speech.

How does Our Little Dictator and his army of fascist goons find the time to harass and victimize so many Americans?