Friday, March 2, 2012

We Congratulate Janet From Accokeek, Maryland

I got ANOTHER email from Obama For America yesterday. Here it is, with some personal commentary in parenthesis.


(I am not your friend. You are wrecking this country, so I'm using this stupid email to ridicule your campaign).

You probably don't know Janet from Accokeek, Maryland, but you two could be having dinner with President Obama together sometime soon.

(Pass the potatoes, you corrupt, lying crapweasel.)

Janet was the first guest selected for the next dinner with Barack, and we're counting down the hours until we draw the next name,

(I'm counting the minutes. Really.)

The second seat could be yours-You'll be automatically entered when you donate $3 or whatever you can today.

(This President reminds me of the drunken black guy, or sometimes it's a drunken Indian who stands in front of the grocery store, begging for money. No, this is even MORE ANNOYING. This clown and his pals have really defiled The Office of The Presidency.)

Janet told us when she donated $25 last week she was just trying to show her support for the President.

(She sounds like a meth-head.)

No one ever thinks they'll be picked until they are.

(And no one thinks they''ll be violated by this administration until they are).

Take a chance. Chip in $3 or more today to be automatically entered.

(Automatically entered? That sounds painful.)


(Thank this, you soulless twit).

Juliana Smoot
Deputy Campaign Manager
Obama For America

1 comment:

  1. I just checked my inbox, and found ANOTHER email from Rufus Gifford. These people are NUTS!

    Oh, I also got the new Truth Team Tipsheet too. Thanks, Stephanie Cutter. Really.

    These a$$holes have sent me THREE emails in the last 2 days....Talk about being clingy....