Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Let's Meet Team Obama: Up Close And Personal

Hey kids, The RedSquirrel Report is beginning a new feature this week, where we will meet a member of Team Obama's re-election team. Today, we put the spotlight on his 2012 Campaign Director, Jim Messina.

Messina, 41, graduated from Montana University, where he received a B.A. in Political Science, and Majored in Chilling Conservative Speech.

In 2009-2011, he was Obama's White House Deputy Chief of Staff. In September, it was Messina who proudly announced the debut of AttackWatch.com, the Obama snitch site. He specializes in intimidation tactics, attacking America's right of free political speech.

His Wikipedia entry discloses that he was born in 1969, but your intrepid correspondent couldn't find a date-of-birth. I'm guessing that he's a Taurus. This bull-headed ginger apparently has a severely damaged moral compass.

Last week, Messina, also known as the leader of the 'Bully Brigade' sent a threatening letter to the infamous Koch Brothers, where he demanded that they, along with an organization they're associated with, Americans For Prosperity, disclose their donors list. This is a favorite Messina intimidation tactic.

If Obama is re-elected, Messina will probably open a new office in the West Wing, The Office of Criminalizing Political Dissent. Sounds exciting.

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