Thursday, March 1, 2012

Behold, The Cult Of Obama

Welcome to the Church of Obama.  Forget about those religious fanatics, The Promise Keepers. Our Promise Breaker will be coming to a football stadium near you!

Our Dear Leader promised to close down Guantanamo Bay Prison. Instead, Our Dear Leader is appropriating $750,000 for a soccer field for these psychotic killers. Wow, talk about loving your enemies!

Send your precious little crumb-crunchers to one of our elementary schools, where he or she will mindlessly learn to recite our morning prayer to Our Dear Leader, mmm.....mmmm....mmm.........

Don't believe the lies that those dirty, materialistic Republicans are telling you.  The REAL unemployment rate is NOT over 11%. Repeat after me. The real unemployment rate is not over 11% Come, drink the Kool-Aid, and deny your lying eyes.

Now, let us pray:

Oh Dear Leader, Deliver us from the previous administration. We praise you for not waiting for the Congress to act! Praises for you and all of your unaccountable Czars, like Cass Sunstein and John Holdren. Praise be unto you.

We adore and worship you and your rattling head. We praise your holy teleprompter and the god-like reverb. We hyperventilate and faint in your presence.

Give us this month our Obama Check, as we stand in line. Punish, tax, and over-regulate those who won't support your re-election. For thine is the bribes, the cronys, and the divine corruption for four more years.....Amen.

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