Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Obama's Self-Congratulation Campaign Continues

Late yesterday, Our Little Dictator took a secret trip to Afghanistan, and made a very unsecretive, nationally-televised speech, announcing a draw-down from the war-torn country.

That was just part of his "I Personally Killed Osama Bin Laden Tour 2012" festivities in conjunction with the official launch of his re-election campaign, which has gone on since inauguration day 2009.

Also, as part of this celebration, is his self-congratulatory ''Gutsy Call'' campaign. At this rate, he may introduce legislation that will make May "I Killed Osama Bin Laden"  a month-long national holiday.

The Messiah took a short break from congratulating himself by insulting and denigrating the presumptive GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, suggesting that the former Massachusetts Governor WOULD NOT HAVE ordered the hit. Of course, Obama knows this, because on top of all of his other God-like powers, he can also read minds.

Obama may demand that the Republican-ran House of Representatives pass a national 'Year Of Obama' declaration in to honor the fact that The President ordered the hit on Osama Bin Laden. Of course, the House GOP probably will refuse. Obama will retaliate by labelling them 'rascists'.

Personal note: The President isn't the only one this week to make a gutsy call. Your bushy-tailed correspondent put on his pants one leg at a time. GUTSY CALL!

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