Since Our Glorious Leader is going through such insane lengths to distract us from his horrendous economic record (I understand that he's our first gay Amish Cherokee President this week), I thought that I'd take a couple minutes to play along, and tell my readers what our Democrat friends are up to this week.
Yesterday, the President of South Carolina's AFL-CIO was photographed beating the hell out of a pinata effigy of that state's Governor Nikki Haley. Simulated violence against a woman. Those unionistas are a real clear-thinking, classy bunch.
Then we learned wheelchair-bound smut peddler Larry Flynt published a phony, photo shopped pic of conservative pundit S.E. Cupp that made it look like she was engaged in a sexual act. Apparently it's getting harder for this fat, psychotic creep to get his jollies.
Now this crap stain with five chins gets his rocks off by digitally assaulting one of America's favorite political pundits. Of course, the fact that Ms. Cupp is a strong voice for conservatism had absolutely nothing to do with it. Nothing at all.
Then there's the story of North Carolinian teenager Madeleine McAulay, who made a video in favor of traditional marriage.
She's receiving death threats.
I'm so jealous of Miss McAulay. I've been working on this weblog for 15 months now, and I haven't even been named Keith Olbermann's 'Worst Person In The World' yet.
Your bushy-tailed blogger posted a story ripping on queer activist Dan Savage just a couple weeks ago. Where the heck is MY death threat? I can only hope to piss off the liberals half as much as this 16-year-old superstar of the new media.
So, there you have it. The Democrat Party U.S.A.....The party of Larry Flynt, pinata effigies, and death threats against a kid with an opinion. Wow, you jack-a$$es really impress me with your liberal tolerance. Congratulations.