Tuesday, November 1, 2011

It's Feeding Time

About three weeks ago, dozens of wild, exotic animals were let loose from a wild animal preserve in Ohio. The owner set the animals loose, then killed himself.

I was watching the 'Occupy Wall Street' protests, and upon seeing the hateful, obnoxious signs that many of the professional demonstrators were carrying, a curious thought entered my mind:

What would've happened had the location of the wild animal preserve been, say in upstate New York? Perhaps we would be reading this:

Attracted by the powerful smell of urine, dozens of wild animals rampaged through New York City's Zuccotti Park, and devoured hundreds of sign-carrying demonstrators. The animals had escaped from a wild game refuge in rural, upstate New York.

"Yeah, me an' some of my officers had to kill several Bengal tigers. They were all over some college students over there", Officer Tony Andriotti said, looking at a torn sign which read, 'I Can't Pay Off My College Loans'.
"Looks like they don't have to worry about those loans anymore", the New York cop said, staring at the sign.

Officer Bobby Piccolo looked at another battered, bloody sign, which read 'Eat The Rich'.

"Wow, now THAT'S ironic", he muttered, picking up the sign with two fingers.

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