A Shocking Redsquirrel Report Expose'

We have learned not only that Presidential Candidate Herman Cain created a hostile work environment while he was President of The National Restaurant Association, He actually wrote a song about his exploits with female colleagues This song appears on a CD single, which is available on Amazon.com

The song is eerily similar to Van Halen's "Ice Cream Man". The lyrics are as follows:

I'm your pizza man, I'm your deep dish godfather of love
Yeah I'm your pizza man, I'm your deep thick dish godfather of love
I'm so hot, baby, remember to wear a glove

I am so saucy, tangy and hot 
You'll love what this Godfather gots
I'm the pizza man, I'm your deep dish of love
I'm so hot, baby, remember to wear a glove

Now one day, baby, I'll be running for president
Now one day, baby, I'll be running for president
Come on, baby,
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