The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Has Been Cancelled

Due to the fire-bombing of Macy's Department store in New York, The 87th Annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade has been cancelled. The 'Occupy Wall Street' protests spilled out into an uncontrollable inferno of chaos, and vandalism before the enraged, clueless bolcheviks decided to burn the store down to the ground.

All of your favorite balloons have been destroyed. There will be no Garfield The Cat, no Snoopy and Charlie Brown, no Gumby. They're all gone. Melted.

All of the marching bands have cancelled their appearances.

Replacing the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is the first annual Occupy Wall Street Parade. Oh lookie, they're starting the parade....

Grand Marshall George Soros blows a whistle. The drum circle is now in the shape of a hammer and sickle. Impressive....

Here comes the S.E.I.U. Marching Band, resplendent in their purple t-shirts. They all have kazoos. Oh no, now they're beating the parade watchers....

Hey everybody. look who's coming now. Sexual predators from 'Occupy Wall Street'. Get the women in a tent. please....

Next, we have some anti-Semites with placards. We've blurred  their posters for the t.v. audience....

Here comes the ACORN float. Is that President Obama? I think it is! I didn't know that he was back from his vacation....

Here come first lady Michelle. She greets the parade watchers before sticking a carrot in every body's mouth. That Michelle is all about healthy eating!

Here comes The AFL-CIO float. There's union boss James Hoffa, yelling into a bullhorn. Let's listen:

"We are your army, Mr. President! Let's crack these teabagger's skulls!!!!"

Oooh! That's one tough-looking float!

 Here comes some 'human animals' from Occupy Wall Street. Hey look, a couple of them just crapped on the street. Watch your feet, everybody.

Here comes some very old hippies. They look like they don't even know where they are. And bringing up the rear, are some psychology majors-turned professional protesters. The 99%....

We all believe that these losers will forever be 'bringing up the rear'. Goodbye from Wall Street. If America still exists a year from now, we'll do this again next year. So long!