Tuesday, November 15, 2011

America Has Gotten Lazy

A reporter followed the constantly vacationing ME-ssiah to Bali, and interviewed The President.

"America has gotten lazy', the President said,  as he sat in a jacuzzi, with a drink in his hand. "Hey you, top this off", he ordered a Balinese pool boy, almost spilling his drink.

"America has also gotten fat and soft," he continued. "Corporate fatcats live the high life, while the unions struggle to just keep their meager benefits."

His cellphone rings.

"Van Jones and Axelod are also coming to Hawaii? Good. The golf is great.....Sounds like fun. 'Later".

He turns to the reporter.

"As I was saying........"

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