Is MSNBC Host Joe Scarborough Really A Pod Person?

Your bushy-tailed reporter remembered election night 1994, when Newt and the gang stormed the congressional elections, sweeping both houses for the GOP. One of the fresh faces was a newcomer from Florida, named Joe Scarborough.

Fast forward to 2011. On the Leftist Hatefest that is MSDNC....Whoops....MSNBC, where hosts and guests alike fling the crap like poo-flinging monkeys, we have the same Joe Scarborough hosting the morning show, Morning Joe, with Zebignew Brzezinsky's little girl, Mika.

Or is he the same Joe Scarborough? One must wonder, 'What happened to Joe Scarborough?'

We at The RedSquirrel Report are hot on the trail of the real story of what happened to the former conservative from Florida.

We go back to 2001.  Florida Representative Joe Scarborough suddenly decides to retire from Congress after only 3 full terms. Meanwhile, D.C. police call a local botanist. They are investigating an unusual pod-shaped object located in a large bush just outside the Florida Republican's office window.

The night before, several D.C.residents call the local police. Each of the callers reported seeing a naked man walking into one of the congressional buildings, describing the man having 'a very square head'.

In 2003, 'Scarborough Country' debuts. In 2007, 'Morning Joe' debuts on MSNBC.

Is Joe Scarborough a pod person? This phenomenon could also explain former conservative Ariana Huffington.

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