Two weeks ago, your bushy-tailed reporter 'turned himself in' to AttackWatch. I gave them my blog name and Joe The Cartoonist's e-mail address. Now we are receiving e-mails from The Messiah's campaign almost every day. Apparently, they want my help. In fact, today I checked the inbox, and found one from our little dictator himself, AND one from Moochelle.
I've had enough of this, so I've decided to become an America For Obama 'volunteer', and am launching a brand new fundraising initiative this week.
I was toying with the idea of organizing a bake sale, but just how much campaign cash could I raise just by selling baked good? So, I've decided that I will sell suckers instead. Watch out, Dan's Bake Sale, here comes Suckers For Obama.
I will be setting up booths all over the country, similar to lemonade stands, and sell suckers for The Messiah's campaign. For only $100, you will receive a sucker, and a heartfelt 'thank you' from a representative from the Obama campaign.. So come on, all you Suckers For Obama, buy one NOW!
Disclaimer: The RedSquirrel Report.blogspot.com parodies the news. While it is true that we are receiving e-mails from America For Obama, this post entitled. 'Suckers For Obama' is only a joke. We are not a PAC. If you see a Suckers For Obama booth, contact the police immediately
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