Sunday, September 11, 2011

A RedSquirrel Report Expose'

We here at The RedSquirrel Report strive for journalistic excellence, and when something 'isn't quite right', we will be there to deliver the unvarnished truth.

A couple weeks ago, our resident artist Joe was watching Craig Ferguson's talk show, when he noticed that Ferguson's hilarious skeleton robot side-kick Geoff Peterson had eyeballs. That was when Joe came to a realization that the goofy robot bore an incredible resemblance to Minnesota Governor, Mark Dayton.

Did Minnesota taxpayer money go to the public sector unions, so that they could build their own union-bought governor, or can it be that our Governor Crazy Eyes is actually moonlighting as Craig Ferguson's co-host?

One thing is certain. No one has ever seen Minnesota Governor Mark Dayton and Craig Ferguson sidekick Geoff Peterson in the same room, at the same time.

We at The RedSquirrel Report will stay on top of this developing story.

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