Thursday, September 29, 2011

Dear Friend, It's Us Again

Dear Friend-

It's your friends at America For Obama again. We have gone a whole two hours since the last time we asked you for a generous contribution. We're a grassroots organization (Thank you, Mr. Soros. My! That's a generous gift!) made up of literally millions of small donors (Did the Solyndra check clear?).

I would like to remind you that our big Voter Intimidation Drive is coming up in November. Some of our friends from The Black Panther Party will be visiting your neighborhood soon. Together, we are building a winning team!

We here at America For Obama are hard at work. Soon, everyone will be on board! (forcedunionizationharrassingrighttoworkstatesBoehingGibsonGuitars,ect.)

Again, thanks for your generous support!

Ann Marie Habershaw
Chief Operations Officer
America For Obama

Disclaimer: The RedSquirrel Report is mostly a news parody blog. This post is a fictitious letter, making fun of the emails that I've been receiving for the last two weeks from representatives from Obama For America. Or is is America For Obama?  I really don't care. The important thing is that these jack-asses are giving me lots of material. Thank you.

J. RedSquirrel.

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