Thursday, September 1, 2011

Loon(s) Of The Week

Our resident liberal loon, Longfellow Loon, is here to bestow his weekly award to an insane liberal (whoops....liberals) in the news. So, take it away, Loony.

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Thanks, Red. This week's LOOOOOOON Of The Week Award goes to the ensemble cast of the Congressional Black Caucus. It has been quite a month for this cast of LOOOOONS! Indiana Democrat Andre Carson suggested that those eeeeevil teabaggers are out to hang blacks. LOOOOLOOOLOOO! Then there is Florida Democrat Frederica Wilson, who told us that the tea party is the REAL ENEMY! Then there's my sweetheart, California Democrat Maxine Waters, who suggests that the tea party can go STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!! Whoa! You Go Girl! LOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOO!!!

As a Minneapolis Dhimmicrat, I'm proud as a pink peacock of my own representative, past winner of the Loon Of The Week award, Keith Ellison, although we haven't heard from him in awhile.

I'm sure glaad that these saintly representatives aren't wasting our time with the nation's little problems, such as the unemployment rate, the national debt, or keeping America safe. Thank You.
LOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOO!!!!!

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