So our little dictator is giving his big jobs speech before a joint session of Congress next Thursday. Well, it so happens that your intrepid correspondent already has a copy of the Messiah's speech. Let me preview some of his 10-point plan to get America 'back to work'.
1) All CEO's who hasn't given at least $10,000,000 to Obama for his re-election bid will be sent to a re-education camp.
2) The carnage that was created by the scandalous 'Operation Fast And Furious' really hasn't translated into very many shovel-ready jobs on along the U.S.-Mexican border, so The Messiah will introduce his new program, Nukes For Druglords. This will create at least a million shovel-ready jobs.
3) Our Messiah will announce the federal government's take-over of the Gibson Guitar Corporation.
I will have more later.
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