....but only if you're a member of a union, and have at least one time threatened a Tea-Baggin' Republican with bodily harm. Happy Labor Day.
....If you've busted a head, vandalized Wisconsin's State Capitol Building, or tried to make a worker vote out loud. Happy Labor Day.
....If you yell "I Breeeeeathe Uuuuunion!" at the library, or talk like the guys in that Ditka fans sketch on SNL,
Happy Labor Day.
....if the image of that glorious hammer and sickle puts a little tear in your eye, Happy Labor Day.
....if a sea of purple-shirted goons marching down the street, busting windows, warms your heart, Happy Labor Day.
....If you eat spam to honor the union violence at Hormel, I do too.
I do too. Union brothers and sisters. I do too....
Richard Trumka, unionista
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