Your bushy-tailed correspondent recieved some more e-mails from America For Obama today. These clowns are asking for $3 now.
As a new 'volunteer', I've composed a letter that I will be circulating this week.
Dear Friend-
This month, our glorious Messiah is combining his two favorite things in the world.
Fundraising and golf.
And for a small contribution of $200, you win a chance to play a round of golf with The Messiah himself. We at America For Obama will enter you in our lottery, and if your number comes up, you will win a round of golf with our glorious leader.
All hail Barack Hussein Obama mmm mmm mmm.
Jen O'Malley Dillon
Deputy Campaign Director
America For Obama
Disclaimer: The RedSquirrel Report is a mostly a news parody blog. The aforementioned 'letter' is just a parody. We are not really sending it to anyone, really. If you actually recieve this letter, it's not from us. Call the police or the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and co-operate with them fully.
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