Tuesday, June 26, 2012

The Obama Wedding Registry Song

Soon it will be your wedding day
The invitations have been sent
Obama wants you to register
With his campaign your money's better spent

Your liberal Democrat in-laws
They gave to Our Dear Leader too 
You were hoping for at least a toaster
Obama got that instead of you

Obama
It's for Obama

Dear bride this is your special day
you're so stunning in your gown of white
Your liberal friends gave $200
They hope Obama wins on Election Night

Dear young man and dear woman
Our Messiah needs that money more
You should register with Team Obama
Instead of that department store

Obama
Team Obama

Bridge:
Now it may sound self-serving
The narcissist is out-of-control
Fundamentally transforming
America's rotten, racist soul
So, give to the wedding crasher
He's counting on me and you
Just Register at Team Obama
Or he might send in the S.E.I.U.
Obama
Obama

Jim Messina might even demand to know
You might think that it's insane
If you've invited the Koch Brothers
Cough it up to The Obama Campaign

Obama
Team Obama


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