Face-Eating Drug Zombies? I'm Hoping This Is Just A Fad

Last Saturday (May 27), a man in Florida was seen eating another man's face. The police was called, and they had to shoot the naked, drug-crazed 'zombie' at least six times when he attacked them. The cannibal was later identified as Rudy Eugene (pictured).

Eugene was using a drug known as 'bath salt'. It can cause wild hallucinations, and a user can become violent. This powerful drug can also cause the user's body to overheat, which is why a user may remove their clothing.

It was the Memorial Day week-end. While America was thinking about fallen soldiers, Rudy Eugene must have been observing 'National Eat Somebodies Face Off Day'.

In Canada, it is believed that gay porn star Luka Rocco Magnotta has mailed dismembered body parts to political officials. One political advisor to Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper found a severed foot inside the bloodstained box. Nobody knows where Magnotta is. Let's hope that Dudley Do-Right and the boys can track down this psycho.

We're not sure what drugs Luka Rocco Magnotta is on.

The zombie apocalypse party continued on Thursday, when Maryland student Alexander Kinyua killed his roommate Kujoe Agyei-Kodie, eating his brain AND heart.

What the hell is going on here, with these face-eating drug zombies running around and whack-jobs mailing dismembered body parts? I hope that this is just a fad.