Thursday, October 6, 2011

Report: Pizza Is Killing You!

I was listening to Limbaugh today, and he noted that these Occupy Wall Street demonstrations were happening at a time when a GOP presidential candidate with close ties to Wall Street, Mitt Romney, was still leading in the polls. Of course, the state-controlled news media is still doing the bidding of The Messiah.

Many in the drive-by news media are busy smearing Texas Governor Rick Perry, with never-ending charges of RACISM.

Recently, a third candidate has climbed into contention, and has even won the recent Florida Straw Poll- former head of Godfathers Pizza, Herman Cain.

I am just wondering when the drive-bys will begin their all-out assault on Mr. Cain. If Rasmussen releases a poll, stating that the pizza guy leads Obama, you will be seeing the following headline soon:

                     REPORT:  PIZZA IS KILLING YOU

Then, if Mr. Cain becomes the Republican nominee, we will all see an avalanche of reports from The Department of Health that will report that pizza damages the arteries more than previously reported. The news media will follow Republican challenger Herman Cain in and out of his campaign bus, and protesters with pre-printed signs will shout "KILLER!"

Then, the drive-bys will ask The Messiah about this, and he will promise to save America from the evil pizza man.

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