Loon Of The Week

Longfellow Loon has found time to tear himself away from The Occupy MN demonstrations, and awards this week's Loon Of The Week Award to a deserving lefty loonatic. Take it away, Loony.

 "LOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOO!!!!

Thanks Squirley. This week,  The Loon Of The Week Award goes to Zbigniew Brzezinski. The former advisor to President Jimmuh Carter appeared on MSNBC's Morning Joe, with his little girl (co-host Mika Brzezinsnki), and suggested that what this world needs is a nice, long list of evil rich people. Wow, Z-Big's light bulb is sure burning bright, isn't it!

The real problem is that the eeeevil rich aren't sharing their money, and what we need to do is put them on a list. Everyone can see the list, and maybe picket their great, big houses.

Now, if that doesn't work, maybe what we need to do is sew a big dollar sign on their sleeve. I once saw something sort've like that on The History Channel. Maybe that'll open up their wallets.

We don't have to actually put the eeevil rich in ghettos, like the Nazis did to the Jews. The eeevil rich already have their own ghettos. In America, these ghettos are called 'rich neighborhoods'.

So, this week's Loooon Of The Week Award goes to Zbigniew Brzezinski. Wow, that name just rolls off the tongue!

LOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLO!!!!"

Thank you, Longfellow Loon.  As usual, you did a loontastic job.