A RedSquirrel Report Exclusive

We at The RedSquirrel Report have in our possession an explosive, shocking communique from ego maniacal financier George Soros to ego maniacal President Barack Hussein Obama. The subject of this letter is the Occupy Wall Street demonstrations.

This letter is to be read in a thick, creepy Hungarian accent. In part it reads:


Dear Mr. President,
I trust that you have received my latest campaign contribution. 'Father' says 'hi.' He just 'finished' watching the news. That Nancy Pelosi really turns him on.

We are quite pleased with the international turmoil that Micheal (Lerner) and the gang are causing. I knew that destroying the primary educational system would come in handy. Our takeover of the universities have brought America to it's knees!  From that nutcase in Los Angeles screaming for bloody revolution to that idiot crapping on the police car to the wacky signs.....I am sure glad that we have all those willing, useful little idiots to distract the country.

Only those troublemakers on talk radio and the right-wing blogosphere seems to be concerned with Solyndra, LightSquared, and Fast And Furious. This Communist revolution seems to be the perfect distraction. As for our friends in the news media, my army of  false prophets have dumbed down the public to the point that over 40% still support YOU!

And you're TRYING to destroy what's left of the free market system!

The revolution is so close. All we need is some violent reaction from the authorities. Just ask MSNBC's Donny Deutch.

We may have trouble keeping Attorney General Holder. If he has to go, father wants you to replace him with Roseanne Barr.

My people are more less pleased with the job you're doing. Soon, we will have our hellish paradise, and it is then when father will spit molten lava into the face of Yahweh himself.

Keep strong.

George.