This Week's School Menu

Things just keep getting better for The American People under The Obama Regime. First Lady Michelle Obama's 'Healthy Eating' agenda has been quite a hit with kids all over the country.

Here is what's on this week's menu. Don't worry kids, there's enough for everybody:


Monday: carrot sticks
               carrot-flavored rice cake
               skim milk

Tuesday: avocado paste on toast
               water

Wednesday: low-cal bread
                     cup of rice
                     decaffeinated coffee

Thursday: SALAD SPECIAL!!!!
                 water

Friday: mystery soy product on toast
             unsweetened liquid