Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Brendan Eich Must Be Destroyed!

Before last week, few people even knew who Branden Eich (pictured here) was. Eich was the creator of Java script, and was one of the founders of Mozilla, creators of the Mozilla Firefox Internet browser. Recently, he became the CEO of Mozilla.

The I.R.S. illegally leaked a copy of his donation in support of California's Proposition 8, which defined marriage as one man to one woman, to gay activists. Then, the pro-sodomy left pressured Mozilla to force Eich out.

We at The RedSquirrel Report have invited The President of G.L.A.A.D. to explain their position:

Thank you, RedSquirrel.

Homophobes like Brendan Eich should NEVER be allowed to run a company. We believe in diversity and inclusiveness, so that is why that hateful bigot is gone. (NA NA NA NA....NA NA NA NA....Hey, Hey, Hey....GOODBYE!)

His support for Prop 8 was shared by over 7,000,000 other bigoted Californians, who voted for (and passed) this offensive measure. I'm glad that President Obama's IRS has EVERYONE'S records and addresses, for we will soon have their personal information too. Someday, only gay-friendly activists will be allowed to be employed, not just in California but ALL ACROSS AMERICA!

We applaud President Obama for changing his same-sex marriage position a few years ago. He too, WAS one of those anti-gay bigots, but changed his position on same-sex marriage when he found out how much money we have. He did an 'about-face', and we gave him a golden shower of campaign contributions. A lot of us also like the way he throws a baseball.

It makes me angrier than a red peacock when those constitutionalist meanies call us 'fascists'. We're not fascists. We just believe that you tea-baggers and Nazis better agree with us, or we will destroy you.

We have Brendan Eich's head mounted on the wall at G.L.A.A.D. Headquarters. Soon, we will mount the whole country. Thank you.

Gavin Barris, G.L.A.A.D. President

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