Top 8 Reasons Why Islamic Extremists Hate The Winter Olympics

Here are The Top 8 Reasons Why Islamic Extremists Hate The Winter Olympics

 8. Islamic extremists don't like hockey pucks. They prefer kicking decapitated heads into a net.

 7.  They hung their male figure skaters.

 6.  It's hard to do a double-axel in a hijab.

 5.  Infidels compete in The Biathlon where they ski, then shoot. (Islamic extremists build an IED.)

 4.  The Great Satan enjoys a Coke in The Olympic Village. Islamic extremists blow up The Olympic Village.

 3.  It's hard to ski jump in a burqa.

 2. Islamic extremists stone their female cross country skiers to death.

 1. There are no mosques in The Olympic Village.