Tuesday, February 4, 2014
Top 8 Reasons Why Islamic Extremists Hate The Winter Olympics
8. Islamic extremists don't like hockey pucks. They prefer kicking decapitated heads into a net.
7. They hung their male figure skaters.
6. It's hard to do a double-axel in a hijab.
5. Infidels compete in The Biathlon where they ski, then shoot. (Islamic extremists build an IED.)
4. The Great Satan enjoys a Coke in The Olympic Village. Islamic extremists blow up The Olympic Village.
3. It's hard to ski jump in a burqa.
2. Islamic extremists stone their female cross country skiers to death.
1. There are no mosques in The Olympic Village.