SOCHI OLYMPICS SONG PARODY ALERT

I flew in to Sochi with NBC
Couldn't get to sleep last night
There was construction workers workin' next door
Man, I had a dreadful plight

I'm at The Sochi Olympics
My plumbing isn't fixed yet
I'm at The Sochi Olympics

The Ruskies warned me not to wash my face
The water may be dangerous
They told me not to even flush my waste
Everybody's raising a fuss

I'm at The Sochi Olympics
My plumbing isn't fixed yet
I am at. I am at. I am at The Sochi Olympics

Well the terrorists want Sochi to go boom
But who are we to whine?
There are rats running around my room
Putin says everything is f-f-f-f-fine

Show me around the snowey mountains and The Luge
I want to see some hockey too
Then just get me out of here
Don't give me The Russian Flu

I survived The Sochi Olympics
My plumbing still isn't fixed yet
I survived The Sochi Olympics

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