The Captain And Tennille: Obamacare Won't Keep Us Together

Did you hear the news that The Captain And Tennille are getting a divorce, and that Obamacare may be to blame? It appears that married couples from around the country are divorcing because 'The Affordable Care Act' is punitive to married couples and their financial well-being.

So far, Obama has closed Main Street in Disneyland, Mount Rushmore, The World War 2 Memorial, and now he's breaking up The Captain and Tennille. My God, He's worse than Yoko Ono.

Of course, I have to write a song parody. Kick it, Muskrat Love Singers:

The Captain and Tennille
had a health care plan
They could visit their doctor
anytime they can

make an appointment
And afford any ointment 

Captain Darryl
His wife Toni
Could see their doctor
remove a kidney stone-y

Before they were hassled
Their health plan it was cancelled

Now they're divorcing because they can't afford it
They wish that they could just ignore it
Democrats make us want to tear out our hair
Damn you, Obamacare

Now they're divorcing because they can't afford it
They wish that they could just ignore it
We're losing our plan and it just isn't fair
We hate Obamacare