Thursday, January 23, 2014

Good News, Governor Cuomo. You Got Your Wish.

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has told the conservatives residing in the state that they should just leave. This maniacal bigot has given me an idea for a movie. Here's my synopsis:

It Was A Wonderful State

A crooked, leftist governor holds a press conference and tells the conservatives residing in New York that the state belongs to the progressives, and that they just should leave.

An angel visits the governor, (I think that Sean Hannity would be ideal in this role) and grants him his wish.

Overnight, a large portion of New York's residents disappear, and the state turns into a dark, dreary place like Detroit. Crime skyrockets. There are no checks or balances to complete liberal rule. The entrepreneurs are gone, as well as most of the police officers and the firefighters.

The churches have also disappeared, as well as those who engage in private works of charity.

Finally, the angel tells the governor that he has been given a great gift. A chance to see what the state would be like if there were no conservatives around to keep it from destroying itself.

Being a mean-spirited liberal and immune to common sense, Cuomo never understands or sees the folly of his insane wish. What matters most to him is his personal lust for power.

The state loses it's private sector. It becomes another Democrat basket base.

The End.


  1. I love this piece, Joe. It's a wonderful analogy (did I just say "wonderful'?) It's a Wonderful Life, by the way, is my favorite flick. Really. You nailed it.

  2. Cuomo has some real competition in the up-coming election - check out Rob Astorino, well-liked Westchester County Executive.