Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Our Correspondent Reports From Antarctica

The crew of the ship MV Akademik Shokalskiy set a course to Antarctica to show the world the crippling effects of man-made global warming, but instead got itself stuck in thick ice. The 'climate research' expedition, led by professor of climate change Chris Turney from The University of New South Wales in Australia, had been stuck since Christmas Eve.

The RedSquirrel Report sent our correspondent to the bottom of the world, and he files this report:

Thanks, 'Squirrel. Wow, it's cold here! I wish you were'd be freezing yer nuts off.

So, these hysterical 'global warming' alarmists wanted to show the world the devastating effects of man-made 'global warming', and now they got their freezing tit in a ringer. As Alanis Morrissette would say, 'Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?'

The leftist media tools refuse to tell the people the purpose of this expedition was to show the world the devastating effects of  'global warming.' They wanted to show the world a lonely polar bear floating away on a tiny plate of ice, instead they got quite a surprise.

There has been repeated attempts to rescue this ship, but everybody keeps getting stuck in all this damn ice.

I have one more thing to say to these global warming hacks before my helicopter takes me back....

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