Book review by Gerald Snotley------OH NOOOO!!. The Rush book is coming! The Rush book is coming!
Right-wing bully Rush Limbaugh's new book Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims features Rush Limbaugh's 'Two If By Tea' corporate spokesman "Rush Revere" and his time-travelling, talking horse Liberty. It's a cross between a Tea-Bagger rally, Bill and Ted's Idiotic Adventure, and Mr. Ed.
Rush and his time-travelling horse tell Limbaugh's version of the Pilgrim story and the settlement at Plymouth Rock.
Of course, everybody knows that these genocidal white Europeans were kept alive by friendly native Americans, and payed them back by introducing smallpox. The white settlers would have starved to death if it weren't for native Americans, so The Pilgrims created Thanksgiving to thank the Indians for saving them. The kindly Indians trusted the treacherous white man, and were almost destroyed.
Limbaugh believes that these white settlers were almost wiped out because they tried socialism. Everybody knows that socialism works. Just look at The Soviet Union, Communist China, as well as The Killing Fields in Cambodia. Just bow to your rulers, or die. It works perfectly.
This infernal tale is ALREADY #1 ON AMAZON, AND IT'S NOT EVEN OUT YET! WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYBODY???
Actually, I didn't bother to read this book. I knew that it would be a painful, downright unbearable experience. Just listening to this blow-hard's radio program for ten minutes caused my eye-lashes to fall out. I hate my boss. Damn you, Squirrel. Damn you.
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