Thursday, October 31, 2013
It Wasn't Me (Obama Remix)
....but it isn't the president. He knows nothing, nothing. Does he know ANYTHING about his own presidency?
He's so gosh-darn brilliant, yet nearly everything associated with his presidency has been a disaster. He takes no responsibility for anything except for killing Osama bin Laden and keeping General Motors alive.
When he's not blaming former President George W. Bush, the finger-pointing child prezzy blames his enemies, The Tea Party, and the imperfect history of Western civilization. When it comes to his ineptitude and rampant wrong-doing, we are supposed to disbelieve our lying eyes.
He reminds me of Shaggy's 2000 pop hit 'It wasn't me':
They caught me red-handed
stealing a trillion dollars
rewarding friends with stimulus
The tea-baggers began to holler
I can't keep my lies straight
about what I said about Benghazi
I blamed it on a video
and sent out Susan Rice and Hil..ar....yyy
How can you grant that woman access to The White House?
There's four dead heroes, so just cling to the story.
Just say that you found out while reading the newspaper
To be a great leader you have to know how to lie without shame
state-run media will help you pass the blame
never admit fault and make crazy claims
tell your low-information voters you too want change
Angie Merkel caught me spying
Fox News caught me lying
They found out 'bout Fast and Furious
America is furious
Everybody hates Obamacare
Don't blame me, It isn't fair
They want to impeach me over Benghazi
I'll just send out Jay Carney