Ob-La-Di, Ob-Ba-Ma

Desmond tried to log in to the marketplace
but the brand new website it was down
His health care plan he had to replace
on his keyboard he began to pound and pound

Ob-La-Di, Ob-Ba-Ma, Health Care Law (Blech)
Obamacare's the law of the land
Ob-La-Di, Ob-Ba-Ma, Health Care Law (Blech)
His premiums just went up another grand

Five hours later he went and tried again
but that website still didn't want to work
He tried to find out much he'll have to spend
Those Democrats are a bunch of effing jerks

Ob-La-Di, Ob-Ba-Ma, Health Care Law (Blech)
Obamacare's the law of the land
Ob-La-Di, Ob-Ba-Ma, Health Care Law (Blech)
His boss told him they had to cancel his plan

In a couple of weeks, they say the website should be ready to go
With his jobless kid, can remain on his plan,
Desmond will be so deep in the hole

He's still tries to log in to the marketplace
Obama tells him that he should shop around
Desmond wishes the government would get off of his case
looky here, the friggin' website is still down

Ob-La-Di, Ob-Ba-Ma, Health Care Law (Blech)
Obamacare's the law of the land
Ob-La-Di, Ob-Ba-Ma, Health Care Law (Blech)
Desmond's boss told him that they cancelled his plan

In a couple of weeks, they say the website should be ready to go
With his jobless kid, can remain on his plan
Desmond will be so deep in the hole

Desmond's trying to get in the marketplace
but it's more than he can stand
He has gotten lost in cyberspace
His premiums went up another grand

Ob-La-Di, Ob-Ba-Ma, Health Care Law (Blech)
Obamacare's the law of the land
Ob-La-Di, Ob-Ba-Ma, Health Care Law (Blech)
It looks like the government has cancelled our plan

If you wanna be sick. Think Ob-Ba-Ma-Ma-Care