Our Expert Takes The State-Run Media Back To School

This week, The American people saw CNN's Wolf Blitzer and the state-run media wildly speculate about the ethnic and political background of the Boston Marathon Bombers. Salon writer David Sirota actually hoped that the bombers were white. The character of America was assaulted by the left-wing, as they heaped baseless accusations against taxpayers, patriots, and Christians.

We here at The RedSquirrel Report believe in airing all views, and so we invited our own expert to share some of his views regarding the news events of this week. Joining us is Professor Marcus F.Turgeson, Professor of History, Grand Lakes University, Welcome:

Thanks RedSquirrel.

I view history as being sacred, just like a farmer holds the soil sacred.  I value truth in the same way, so I would like to just comment on the mainstream media and their coverage this week.

America was attacked on April 15, and the smirking cable and network news organizations accused other Americans of perpetrating this evil, cowardly act. Wolf Blitzer said that could have been The Tea Party. As it turns out, the bombing was apparently committed by two brothers from Chechnya. They were Muslim.

YOU JACK-ASSES!! REAL AMERICANS TOOK OFF THEIR SHIRTS TO HELP THE BLEEDING AND BROKEN . THEY WERE THE MEN WHO HUNTED THE TERRORISTS DOWN. THAT'S AMERICA! NOT YOU UNHINGED, LEFTIST HACKS WHO SIT IN YOUR STUDIO, SMUGLY SPOUTING YOUR IDIOTIC, FALSE ACCUSATIONS.

TO MOST AMERICANS, THE RACE AND CREED OF THE PERPS WASN'T AS IMPORTANT AS  YOU TRIED TO MAKE IT. MOST AMERICANS SAW SOMETHING TERRIBLE, AND SO THEY CRIED AND PRAYED. THEY DIDN'T GRIN, AND SAY, "I'LL BET IT WAS ONE OF THOSE RIGHT-WINGER TEA PARTY PEOPLE!"

THEN THERE'S THAT PENCIL-NECKED DOUCHE DAVID SIROTA, WHO ACTUALLY HOPED THAT THE PERPS WERE WHITE! YOU ARE SICK, PAL! YOU NEED HELP!!

ONCE AGAIN, THE STATE-RUN MEDIA HAS MALICIOUSLY SPREAD DISINFORMATION AGAINST DECENT, NORMAL AMERICANS. THEY WERE NOT ONLY DEAD-WRONG, THEY ARE ENGAGED IN THE WORST, MOST DISHONEST PROPAGANDA! 

ADMIT IT! SAY IT! SAY IT! OWWW-OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!