Thursday, April 11, 2013

Sequester Soul Night At The White House

On Tuesday Night, President Creepy took a break from deliberately harming America, and threw a big, glitzy gala, complete with lots of soul music.

Invited were Justin Timberlake, Al Green, and Sam and Dave.....Sam Donaldson and David Gregory (decked out like The Blues Brothers). They performed the classic "Soul Man."

Justin Timberlake dedicated "Bye Bye Bye", a big hit from 1999 for his former boy band NSync, to all of the Americans who said "bye bye bye" to their jobs because of Obamacare.

At one point, The Reverend Al Green shouted,"TESTIFY!!" Upon hearing this, Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said to a woman seated next to her "I can't. I have a concussion."

As for your bushy-tailed correspondent, I think that Obama should have used this gala to help Debbie Wasserman Schultz's starving congressional staffers. They were really hit so hard by sequester.

Meanwhile, everyday Americans who have had enough of Our Kenyan Dictator, are watching the news, and thinking "Mr. Big Stuff, Who do you think you are?"

Unfortunately, due to President Creepy's awful economic policies, many Americans are sitting at home looking through the Want Ads.

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