21-year-old terrorist mastermind Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis was arrested on Wednesday, attempting to destroy The Federal Reserve Building in Manhattan. He wanted to disrupt the presidential election.
The genius thought that he had obtained a thousand-pound bomb, but made the mistake of dealing with undercover agents, and was arrested when he tried to detonate it.
Director of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano:
"As you know, we have been watching the Tea Party for the last couple years, and Mr. Nafis fits our profile as a possible terrorist. Quazi Mohammad Rexwanul Ahsan Nafis was definitely associated with a Tea Party group we have been surveiling. We're not absolutely sure, but his name sounds quite Lutheran.
I just want to assure the American people that they are safe under my watch."
DHS Director Napolitano went on to say that Homeland Security officials are also hot on the trail of another Federal Reserve foe, Texas Congressman and former Presidential candidate Ron Paul.