Monday, October 29, 2012
My First Time
26-year-old TV producer Lena Dunham is the star of "My First Time", the new Obama campaign ad. In it, she compares voting with losing your virginity.
It looks like Team Obama still hasn't NAILED DOWN their base of young, single liberal skanks.
Twitter has exploded with a bounty of parodies, so I thought that I would get into the act:
"Like.....your first time should be with a beautiful black man who is ...like....super-kewl...He has his image on his own flag.
He should be mysterious. Those conservative meanies want to know about that crisis in....like.... Benghazi. But take it from this 26-year-old womyn....Nobody needs to know.
He understands young hipster chicks like me....Many of us need...like....LOTS of contraception! We should get free birth control, and...like....the taxpayers should pay for it. Because, who wants to be punished WITH A BABY?!
So, your first time should be with the black guy....unless you're one of those RACISTS.
Obama has taken 300,000,000 Americans by the hand, then screwed them! So, you'll want someone who's EXPERIENCED. Sure, the second time will be even more painful than the first time.
He supported the Lilly Ledbetter act. I don't know what the Lilly Ledbetter Act is, but I can say 'Lilly Ledbetter'.
He also sent guns to super-kewl, hunky drug dealers across the border. He is....like.... soooo 'Miami Vice!'
So, I went into the voting booth and pulled the curtain, and picked up an OTD. YAY!
Just remember, when you do it for the first time, you are also doing it with everyone HE'S done it with.